May 25, 2006
That's right folks! Today is a very special day for the grand old lady of Mofi! It's her one-hundred-and-eleventy-twelth birthday! So join me in raising a glass to the canucktard-general, and wishing her a very happy birthday!
Before the post gets eeked.
Have a fab day, chuck!
Hooray! *stretches for 1001112 birthday punches*
Best wishes for a happy one, Koko!
And make that cockpunches with bananas galore and a myriad festal appurtenances!
Happy eekin' birthday! Hope your birthday is eekalicious!
Also, seriously. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, you ol' Canajun wanna-be! And happy snowlessness at last!
Happy birdday! I hope you eat many birds and thus grow wings and fly into the sun and do battle with THE SUNBEAST and defeat it utterly, thus saving the Earth from immolation in the nuclear furnace that the aforementioned SUNBEAST wished to engulf our world within due to its coruscating rage and luminous hate of all things terrestrial. Now get eating.
I don't feel a day over one hundred and eleventy-eleven. Now, where the male strippers to administer my spanking? *claps hands*
*is sorely tempted*
Lo! see what Dread Beast ye have called forth, o quidnunc, wioh yer aforemnentioned and chorus-cating!
*readies birthday tentacles*
Happy Birthday, Hoser-Poser!
Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Happy Birthday you nutty gal!
Happy B-day Kokonuts!
*sings Ontariolio anthem*
Yeah happy burpday you eleventengarian ape! Here's wishing many bananas, you know those ones where you blow them out but then they stay lit again? Like those.
Happy Birfday Koko!
feliz canuckidad, Koko!
Yeah, have a nice birthday in your earmuffs next door to a REAL country! HAHAHAHAHAHALOLPWND!!1!
Thanks everyone! I love all of you, even the smelly ones!
*looks at pete disapprovingly*
What? Trick flaming bananas are cool.
*and* a great band name.
happy birthday!
(card to follow, unless it got lost in the telephone line)
Happy cake day, Koko!
Many happy returns.
Happy Bert-Day!
If you don't die for another year, you get another one of these. Getting old rocks, if you do it without grace, drunk and with as much self respect as you can hold in your hands whilst 102 years of age suffering late stage parkinsons and a jessica inserted somewhere less than decent.. Then it really rocks, or vibrates or something. Oh yeah don't flipping die without trying at least 50% of the most common illicits..
..in the end you will die.
*stuffs randomaction behind the couch*
Happy B-day, Koko (^_^)
Ooo dat's gotta hoit!
*munches bananacake*
Happy belatirthday, Koko!
Late to the party, but had a good one!
Hey, I'm early for next year!
Stands up to sing the national anthem to the Kokoster.
What'd we get, anyway?
Probably a nasty rash, like every year.
Strumpet.
Ooh -- BURN!!!
I got one of these!
And a rash ... *cough*
*crawls back under bed*
Ooh, the 8 gig photo! Mine's 6 gig monochrome.
Because I kick it old school. N00b.
jealous much?
No, little miss late-to-the-party, Captain Bandwagon. Whatever, just follow my lead, pfft.
Sure, Mr. Dinosaur! Just let me know when the Ice Age is over! Did you hear they invented fire? etc.!
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