May 16, 2006

For those who enjoy a challenge of definitons Simply a verbal intelligence test - more challenging than most it seems although that may only be my perspective.

Really only a verbal intelligence test; however, it doesn't confirm your correct or incorrect answers so I have been sent in search of dictionaries through sheer curiosity. If you think you have a reasonable vocabulary I dare you to try it. I have no doubt that Monkey participation will drop me from the percentile I allegedly inhabit!

posted by fly 17 years ago
  • I have an reasonable vocabulary, but terrible attention span (thank you, Sesame Street), so only answered the first 15 or so before giving up. Oh look, an otter!
  • Must have gotten one wrong, 99%. Been drinking though.
  • Also some leeway in the categorisations, I think. Arguable.
  • Fun!
  • Kewl. 94%, haven't been drinking, though.
  • Drink more, maybe!
  • Kids, we are going through a little something something at the moment. The Mofi needs a tiny effort to keep it alive. Please put your comment in the box, it costs precisely nichts.
  • No!
  • Hoooooooooo-RAY!!!!!!!!
  • Where the 'eck you been, eh?
  • Reticent quid, eh? Why I 'avent' seen one o' them seince ought siex!
  • All's right with the world now!
  • 99%. Smugness++
  • What's that smell?
  • *sits in the corner, sulking, not looking at quid*
  • I think he is a silly ass for otter pants and licks the glass o otter, catch a fish or two and swim yourself free of yon concrete zoo
  • I've got a hat It says "Lion Tamer"! I'm on my way To fortune and famer No more to be The drudgery Of accountancy For me! hee hee!
  • I took the test -- ninety seven per cent. O I vaunt to dance avulse with you!
  • 92%. Still better than lots of folks.
  • Ooh, 99%. However it appears to mean a better score than 99% of the people who took the test, not 99% correct. And there were several wild guesses. But yay.
  • yes, 99%, the score I happened to get, means "percentage of those who scored beneath you" therefore it is impossible to score 100%, or you would have scored below yrself. what a happy day when I see bees and quidnunckids frolicking in monkeyland with their merry friends :D
  • I got a 96, but I'm on summer vacation and don't have to think right now :)
  • I will suck it up and admit, I got a lowly 75%. I think too much on these, go back, change my answers, when I probably should just stick to my first instinct. I'm going to go sit in the corner with a Dunce Hat on now.
  • I took it in two minutes while surrounded by a homeroom full of sixth grade boys who were rolling around playign cards, studying, asking questions, and generally causing mayhem. So my 96% is quite an achievement.
  • Argh. playing. they haven't left yet.
  • but whads' wrong me? Your overall percentile is 16%. i clicks buttons. i click submit,, my score suckses! my friends call me oafs, buts i'm still not finding in the encyclopedea (still, nice drwings of the country flags). any ideas?
  • Perhaps you are drunk?
  • some come to frolic and some come to flunk while others appear impossibly drunk come sit in my corner while I eat my dunce cap ere free spirits compel us to recline for a nap my whiskers are matted I've lice and I've fleas and now I'm unhatted who dares come avulsing matilda with bees?
  • Most of the words on the test are what terrible writers use to inflate their (self-measured) pomp and ultimately become inacessible jargonistas. Just what I've noticed in my writings and readings. But I'm dumb, anyways.
  • Pipe down, rub-a-dub!
  • i like bees's poem
  • 92% - can I do it in French?
  • Braggart!
  • I got 96% first time, and was a little disappointed. I went through the test a second time, thinking hard about the ones I wasn't sure of. Got 99%.