May 14, 2006
CHEESE! How to get your man to fall at your feet.
Oh happy day! Now I can quit rubbing my nekkid body with the actual cheese--it gets to be quite messy, you understand.
Cheese, Gromitt.
Two words, kittenhead:
Cheez. Whiz.
hmmm..I had some Stilton last night (with a scrumptious 1964 Tawny Port). I love cheese, I love Stilton. I think the idea of a perfume that smells like cheese...STINKS!
I just put two Baby Goudas down my bra.
Gouda for you!
I knew some dude that smelled like cheese. I think, for him, soap was aversive to bathing...
TUM just made me dump ice tea all over the keyboard!
Edam you anyway! Asiago to the corner until you can camembert your manners, you little muenster.
Oh, I can't stay mad. I just ricotta forgive you. Come'er and havarti a kisseri. But from now on, leave the cheese provolone.
Aw, shucks! Nice to know you Stilton't hold a grudge.
My wife is the cheese-buyer for a specialty foods store. She often comes home smelling like Stilton (and other cheeses) and I find her damn sexy.
Medusa, I'm quite jealous of your '64 port. We took a '77 Kolheita on our honeymoon trip. Very good bottle...
YES! Kopke 1977 Colheite ROCKS, Best Port EVAH!
GAWD YES! that and some Mimolette, gets me lay'd everytime
don't be jealous of my hangover! I've actually decided to take a break from the old booze-a-roo for a few weeks
/insane
Good luck, Medusa! If you start seeing spiders on the ceiling, it's time to start drinking again!
Edam idea, this.
I have been seeing lots of spiders recently, due to the sudden warm weather, but so far they aren't talking to me
* dabs a little toe-cheese behind ears *
I wondered when this thread would start getting really cheesy.
OK. Who's going to be the first to say it???
_ _ _ _ Cheese!
uh...
Holy?
Blue?
Damn?
Give me a clue, GramMa!
Um Stilton scent - kinda like sweaty socks - guess some enjoy it as a nice sea brie
You're much too nice, Alnedra.
Where's Chy and the Low Thoughts Gang?
Crusty?
Getting warmer, Skrik.
Four letters.
Starts with B.
Busty?
Fusty.
Must he?
Yer all rusty!
Bong! ?
Cheese model. Beautiful and convenient to you. Welcome you to touch it please.
They've got my basic outline pretty well, but it's missing some of my finer details....
Plastic cheese. Sometimes you vegans just go too far.
"The plastic cheese is used to unfurl to people in shop to sell cheese..."
(bottom of page)
Who do I pay to keep a second round of cheese puns from happening?
Just deposit money into my Swiss bank account!
Hmmmm, am I the only one thinking that with a hole, that cheese could almost fit on as a toilet seat?
Probably.
Lara, you're probably not provolone in hoping the puns don't start.
RTD: Took a minute, but then I spewed the coffee.
The chamber pot is used to pee by men when in room.
PE Wheel of Children's Bike
It is used to children bike. Beautiful and convenient
It's soothing in a way.
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