May 11, 2006
The Daily Kitten
You are powerless to resist.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Nice goatee on that Toby feller.
Kittens are so cute but, man, the reality of having them tearing up the house at 4 am, nightly, is hard to forget.
Nice. But I prefer Cute Overload.
I can resist. No really I can. I just...won't...look...at...their cutelittlefuzzyfuzzyheadsandtheirsweetlittleblueeyesess!
Damn.
This is the second reminder of SideDish for me today
Oh bloody hell! Someone please try to derail this tread...
mothninja, I saw that kitten the other day and wasn't sure I'd survive!! little tiny bite-sized tabby....ME WANT!!!
Kittens are cuter than babies. Weird.
Kittens are cuter than babies. Weird.
It's the fur.
posted by flashboy at 10:34PM UTC on May 11, 2006
AaAiiiiiiiggghhhhh!!
The kitten for today is Toby, a wee black'n'white blue eyed critter. My wife's Toby cat is (was) the same - wee, black'n'white blue-eyed critter. A small tribble-ish ball of fluff.
Now he's a humongous beast, but still cute. :)
Say, do we have a "baby harp seal clubbing thread" just to balance things out?
Must... act... curmudgeonly... too... cute... DAMN... YOU... PETE... *gasp* BEST
flashboy's kitten looks like somebody just killed its kitten.
How about a online RPG where you get to play with sexy kittens
How about a online RPG where you get to play with sexy kittens
Good job, Pete!
*rubs Pete's fur the wrong way, gently pulls his whiskers, teases him with catnip
The bloke who sits next to me in work is getting a cat today. I can't wait until I can freak him out with the amount of time I'm prepared to spend talking about cats and comparing kitty litter brands etc.
Can't...bweathe...babeeeee kitteeees...widdwle feetseses...sewious eyeses...sweeeteeemuffins...kitteeeeeeeeeeeeseses....
Oooooooooooooooooooooh, Pweswey! And him widdwe white chest! And him bwown nosey-nose-nose-nose! Stwipeeeeee Babeeeee!
/\ /\
@ @
>x<
I'm glad to know I am not the only person for whom the mere sight of a small kitten is like a hit off a flipping crack pipe....KEEEEEWWWWTT!!
My voice literally pops up an octave at the sight of one of the fuzzy little buggers.
And you can't control that reaction either.
Heh . . heh heh . . . MuhuwahahAHahhahAaa! . . AHH HA HA ha hahahahahaaaaaa!!!
*thunder*
*cries*
vertex, what is up with you today? Y'r making all the pretty girls cry with yr scary animal baby pictures. Bad Vertex, bad!
OK.
But I think they have a long way to go yet before they rival teh mind-shattering cuteness of Fuzzy Freddy.
bees, Freddy is very cute, but OMG!! homunculus!! thank you so much for posting that pic of my favorite animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUGE mama with incredibly small-seeming, intoxicatingly cute kits....
/melts
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!
Widdwe babee tigerses! Wiv they widdwe stripee tail-tails! And they tint teefses!
And sweet, sweet foxy-woxes!
*blood glucose meter explodes*
That does it.
*begins clubbing baby harp seals*
Dang bears!
Frederica rUlX0rz!
no no! please don't hurt me, PolarBearGuy!!
I'm too cute to die!
More than one fox in this picture, if you get my drift, gentlemen....
heh heh heh...
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MacaDamien Pro User says:
I would like to see them both hula hoop together.
As always, there has to be a furry around... But that's not a bad idea, though
Dizzy Kitty.
(Don't scroll up to the two dogs.)
That's no cat . . . it's a space station . . .
That's no cat . . . it's a
spacePlay station . . .
For some reason this came into my head today: Daily, Daily Kitten, King of the Wild Frontier! (Sung to the tune of Davy Crockett, natch. My brain is weird sometimes.)
*chases meredithea and her covered wagon under the kitchen sink*
That woman is as cute as a baby hedgehog.
Must they torture the kitties?
What TUM said.
<claps hands over ears>
Psycho kitty made it big in movimusic but then he got into drugs. He tried getting help but he finally hit bottom.
Oooh, him spotty wickle tum-tum!
oooh lookit Berek showing off his proper FPP etiquette in a different situation....
You, sir, are SOOOOO busted.
You'll never take me alive, coppers!
*blows whistle while buttoning uniform jacket, grabs truncheon, cranks siren
AFTER HIM, BOYS!
I love a man with a big truncheon!
You know, Berek, we always get our man, and it only takes ONE LINK to hang ya!
No no no, it takes at least a dozen links to make a good noose.
/Experience, you know
//Autoeroticexphysiation
///Has nothing to do with Cars
You are ghost of that guy from INXS, and I claim my £5!
i make recompense by posting smugmug kitties.
RX: 2 multivitamins and a kitty in the
AM
OMG MOUNTAIN LIONS!
posted by homunculus at 03:17AM UTC on July 09, 2006
That woman is as cute as a baby hedgehog.
posted by middleclasstool at 01:33PM UTC on July 09, 2006
O RLY?
10 demerits! Unauthorized Fark link!
Thou shalt not have no other links before the h-dogg's.
QED.
QED?
Queen's Engorged Delight!
Quiet, Elegant Death.
* d i e s f r o m t e h c u t e *
* Buggers TUM's corpse *
Does it count as horse buggery if I whiny while doing it?
This is an abomination in the eyes of The Lord.
Not to mention a confusion on the part of a Monkey!
That Frankie is one scary cat!!!!!!
I wonder if Jeff is the same orange tabby that treed that bear.
The monkey seems to be protecting the kitten from the largish chicken.
SOOO, what we've got here is a three way chicken kitty monkey sex thing going on?
Sounds like the ingrediants for a killer porn movie!
All it would need for total perfection is an evil clown!
Now THAT'S some serious squeeeeeeeeee!
Oooooh, looky they widdy biddy round earses!
so tiny
/faint
/iz ded from squeee
my heart has just been ripped from my body and licked to death by the rough tongues of young felines.................
the squeeeee has just been ripped from my common sense and shredded by the wicked sharp claws of da widdle babby kitties
I do so want to cuddle a Bablu!
Awoojoobooboo! Amushamushamushamoooo!
That baby kitty has freckles.
And a tongue! Why don't we get a daily kitten every day?
A big FOUROHFOUR on dailykitten.com?????
HOO HAZ TOOKEN TEH KITTTEEZ AWAY?!?!?!
Kittennappers!
After them!
"In one sequence, Legadema kills a baboon for food. Then she finds it has a baby — and protects it."
I assume the baby died later, but the leopard's reaction is still kind of touching.
They're back. Now I'm in permasquee.
Jeremy's ...Iron.
The cat'll win every time.
(She looks a lot like my dear departed Mittens, who would have done the same thing to a naughty helicopter.)
Wow. That's no kitten. But very cool, thanks HD!
Oh, him looks so happy!!!
It makes me so happy to see rescued animals become social and loving.
I am a little bit disturbed that there are no photos of the tiger triplets. It's like reading Cliff's Notes on a porn.
By the way, does homunculus' keyboard work? He/she is like the equivelant of an internet mime. He/she never communicates using the traditional means of communication (comments). Instead, it is always links.
You mean you don't see his comments? Huh, that's weird.
/msg h-dogg heheh I told him it was weird he didn't see the comments! *snkk*
He has a stuffed Poooooooooh!
Oh. mah. GAWD.
/dead from the cute
Dangit! Scooped again!
Curse you, Red Baron!
Heh. When I viewed this video, I was sitting about 20 feet from a piano, with the cats in the room with me. Both looked up, startled, trotted to the piano, then stared back at me in some confusion.
the piano playing kitty is so awesome :)
Wow, that is one cool cat. She should add something besides Bartok to her repertoire, though.
Mr. Whiskers, Sr. (deceased-the white mustachioed feller is his heir) used to pluck the autoharp.
This is proof that reincarnation is real, people.
That cat is obviously Salieri.
And of course, like good Americans, they made sure to cash in on kitty.
My kitty doesn't make any money for me.
How can I shill her out?
zomg
I ♥ science.
"Feline Responses to Hairy Legs"
How about my nekked legs response to felines rubbing on them when I'm just out of the shower?
ICK!
Great Moments in Television Journalism: The Cat Attack of 2007
Note to Ms. Cochrane: when a cat makes that sound, it's time to put it down.
You got that right.
Ah, you gotta watch out for the fiery temper of the calico.
Good point TUM. I wonder what made the volunteer give her that particular cat. I guess nobody likes that reporter. I feel bad for her, though. That's public humiliation on a grand scale.
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as that cat. That was classic.
I'm sure the cat was purrfectly fine before that broad got her mitts on it. Cats know who hates them.
Baby monkeys love baby kitties. Back story (old)
[puts on long-disused biologist hat] Strictly speaking, an orang is an ape not a monkey. [/removes biologist hat]
...
Woah, cut monkey and kitty!
Baby piggies love baby kitties.
(This will not wendell.)
Ah, Monday's stepbrother is Friday's ham.
Yeah, so Friday's gonna pay
Dangit! I posted this to the 'snakes on a plane' thread. I shoulda known . . . curse you H-dogg!!
*shakes fist*
That is one awesome cat. And of course he gets off at the fish and chip shop!
I would like to state that although I wish I had thought of Cat pants, I am not the lara7 who seems to have.
I'm gonna make me some Praire Dog legwarmers, though.
Atomic cat pants?
ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR FRICKIN' MIND?
They'll take over the world, I'm tellin' ya!
I love how Nora stops playing when the others do.
I used to have a cat that would meow along, on pitch, to the radio, and whose legs were exactly an octave apart.
Her favorite song to sing along to? Billy Joel's "Don't Ask Me Why".
And holy crap to the second link! That was the most miserable, vicious tortoise ever. I love how he just kept trudging after the cat, and wouldn't fucking leave it alone. Cat could've probably bitten his head off, but he didn't care. Badass.
Wow, tortoises really ARE persistent.
Squee yourself to death.
They're guarding the gates to squeeven!
A heartwarming story of a lion and a tiger working together.
Rottweiler Adopts Kitten. She's even nursing, even though she's never had puppies.
Adorable squee-inducing video here.
Awwwwww! And what a brave little poodle!
Blink cats are blinkin'
ATCHEW!!
Oy, Hommie! I nearly wet my pants laughing at the cheetah video. The part where he holds up that pathetically small Kleenex...
"Sgt Podge" is the best cat name I have ever heard.
I would re-name my own cat "Sgt Podge" except I have serious doubts he could ever make it past Private, much less Specialist.
Also, I can't stop laughing about how the voice-over in that cheetah clip refers to the incident as "inevitable."
Why don't they just keep the Sargeant in at night?
Maybe he's related to that cat upthread who takes the bus to the chip shop every day.
He's wearing... *snigger* a JUMPER!!
Go. To your room.
He has no socks on!
TUM, don't come out till you apologize for that.
Of course he has no socks on. Baby kangaroos generally put their cold feets on mama's belly.
Quick! One a you kids fetch Auntie Monster's squee medication!
I just wasted soooo much time on that.
Hey. It's NewJears. Why not?
Are you tired of sappy websites where owners post sweet kitty antics? Do you long for something more substantial than kitten wars or lolcats? While cutiepie sites have their place, do you know in your heart of hearts that kitties are not at all sweet?
Well, this is the place for the in-depth revelation of kitty antics that are *not* so cute, the place where the real face of kitty is revealed. This is...
Meankitty.com
back in the day, a friend posted a pic of my dear departed Cassidy on mycathatesyou.com. I WAS SO PROUD!!!
I want the baby jag to bite my nose!!!
/expires
Oh yeah, you do THAT again in a couple of months!
itty bitty kitty committee: teeny tiny bloggy about itty bitty kitties
I'm such a sucker for the tiny tabbies. I can't withstand the teeny stripes.
You know, some of these links could be new posts, people. We just went a full day without links. *sniff*
TUM, I too have a debilitating weakness for the stripeys...that IBKC post made me want to foster kittens. in fact, I may be looking into that some time soon...if so, I'll post pictures...I'll post them to the front page!
You know, some of these links could be new posts, people. We just went a full day without links. *sniff*
Okeley dokeley.
Heck, that felt so good, I posted another.
Heh. Awesome.
I'm home sick and there is not enough internet for me.
As my Dad used to say, "Nothin' too good for a cat." This is like then the cat crowds you off the couch, on a large scale.
That is incredibly cool. Lounging there like they own the place, heh.
Oooooh, the teeny thread claws!
Surrender!
I love how that cat is slightly cross-eyed focusing on the bug (^_^)
Local woman reunites with feline friend: Mountain lion found in Colorado sanctuary
*snorfle* that picture just cries out for a LOLCAT caption.
Awwwwaaa!
Kyoote!!
What a funny face with those strange markings!!
mr medusa & I adopted a kitty!!! introducing Bellatrix
Medusa--I like that you're calling her Belly!
I'm not sure Bellatrix is appropriate--looking at that face, perhaps Bag-o-trix would be appropriate!
Since we're sharing new kittehs, then I've got one, too. Mr. Steve is a two year old marmalade with a crazy personality and Lazer Eyze.
Looks like he might have a few aces up his sleeve too, Granma.
Congratulations on the new kitties one and all!
*snorgles*
Woo hoo kitties!
wow BlueHorse that's so funny, I call Bella "Smelly Belly Bag o'Trix" all the time! it was one of her first nicknames :)
That is so hideous. But kittens make it funneh. What we learn from this is that kittens are in every way superior to Mel Gibson. Hooray!
I don't really think he was planning to offer me a part in his next film anyway. Oh, that's right: he said Edge of Darkness would be his last one. He did prove he's still a good actor, though.
I still love the Road Warrior, but Mel Gibson, you are dead to me now.
Had to check out Oksana's music. It's almost as if this song were prophetic somehow.
Your morning adorable: Lion cubs get a checkup at Israeli zoo
Well, they're certainly a cranky couple of cubs!
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