April 18, 2006

This may be the single greatest Fark thread ever. it may also be slightly NSFW

It does end well though

posted by Uncle 18 years ago
  • I second the greatness. This is what the internet is all about. People helping people. still, ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
  • for some reason, I looked at the thread and felt only slightly amused. Maybe it's because I don't read Fark and therefore don't know the personalities. Now, if this happened to Chyren, I would have to go to the ER from laughing too hard. just an example, of course. I wish the best to you and your testicles Chy...
  • It *has* happened to me!
  • Pics?
  • Sadly, this can't be contributed to testicle theater, which is gone.
  • Now I know where I've seen this before. I've got an old copy of Fortean Times from 1994 with a news snippet of this same thing happening to some old geezer. He was in his shorts on a slat chair. They called the fire brigade & they extricated him with lube & cutting implements, IIRC. The mag is in the loo, so I cannae be bothered running to find the exact article.
  • Linked here just in case the dude wasn't humiliated enough yet? (~^)
  • Along those lines (not in a testicular way, in an amusing and suspenseful drama way), this thread is a classic.
  • How long would labia need to be to obtain the same exciting predicament?
  • For goodness sake randomaction girls aren't silly enough to sit on wooden chairs with slated seats naked....
  • I still don't know what TF is.
  • That made my day, mandyman.
  • it's like, Total Fark, dude... people who are so amused by the site that they pay for special privileges, or something... i stopped paying attention to fark ages ago.
  • TF = Total Fark, paid membership side of the Farkish Empire... apparently a 'benefit' of the membership is seeing posts that have not yet been approved or the front page... Uncle, mandyman, these are both lo-o-o-ong threads... I have enough trouble finding time to do anything other than web surfing already! Sheesh! (I guess I need an Evelyn Wood class - pun not intended but appropriate)
  • thank you Mandyman, my new mantra is "If you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."
  • fark-me-not!
  • Fark? Is that still around?
  • Classic.
  • mandyman: the second thread is just phenomenal. Sample dialogue: A friend of mine claims she knew someone in high school who had anal sex in a movie theater. -Was it during Lord of the Rings? Ha.