April 17, 2006
Ice Falls
For the second time in a week, a huge chunk of opaque white ice has fallen from the sky in California.
Freak airliner accident proponents over here, Secret military testing proponents over here - and Global Warning proponents on this side.
Ok, go.
It came from Mars!!!
Kidney-stones from angels.
if you listen carefully, you can hear them scream when it passes...
The Gardeners are trying, in their strange, not-with-it way, to counteract global warming. In the same way that they create rains of frogs & fishes in a blundering attempt to repopulate long-since dried up ponds & rivers. They've never been the same since Tunguska.
Maybe the Werzog is making a daquiri.
wow, I live in Oakland and hadn't heard about the first one....crazy. however, I'd like to point out that its obvious the Werzog is making himself a martini. the ice was for chilling the glass, now discarded to make room for a swimming pool's worth of vodka!
second coming
It is just pransters with one of those oversized slingshots used for water balloons taking it to the next level. Ice chunks are the new crop circles.
This thread is ripe for image posting. Specifically frantic little chickens or that fanged ur-squirrel from the Ice Age movies.
orococo wrote: "second coming"
(well, the ice was whitish...)
HAARP did it
It’s Lakitu trying to kill Mario.
They left out the part about finding the frozen body of one of the crewmen from the Marie Celeste inside....
*votes for the Werzog-and-Daiquiri Theory of Meteor-like Masses that fall from the sky and make men sound like asses*
Tortoise Hail. Very large, but veeery slow.
Well, dang it. I run away from Katrina to Berkeley, then I suddenly have to deal with earthquakes AND giant chunks of ice falling from the sky. All you Bay Area people? Look out for locusts. I brought them with me.
The sky-yetis need better aim. They keep hurling down brain-crushing chunks of ice, and not one celebrity has been obliterated yet.
Damn it.
How we wished we had a camera!
We dodged a falling glob of white
As ice fell on California
Last night
One big chunk provided drama --
You kept your eyes shut tight
While ice cubes fell on California
Last night
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