April 13, 2006

Castration: North Carolina Style Wow.
Authorities say they performed castrations and other types of genital surgeries on at least six people. Detectives searching the home found bloody scalpels, syringes, and prosthetic testicles in a room the men referred to as "the dungeon." Officers confiscated a video camera apparently used to record the procedures, as well as scores of CDs and computer files. They also seized a Tupperware container from the kitchen freezer holding what appeared to be human testicles.
posted by Sullivan 18 years ago
  • Well.. whatcha.. what's a man gotta do to get rid of his testicles? Do you know how difficult it is? Do ya? GOSH
  • This is nutty!
  • It's close to the bone.
  • Not just amazing, but testacular!
  • Home amateur surgery? Geez the one thing you can say is that these guys had balls....
  • And what about the nullos out there? They not only want the castration, but a complete removal of everything. I've heard and seen some who'll even remove nipples. And bme of course has their take on it, this one from a member.
  • It's close to the bone. I beg your pardon.
  • Go...nads? Hell, I don't know what's funny anymore.
  • You know, the best part is that, at some point, those three dickheads were sitting around their kitchen table with a email printout, looking at each other and asking "Well? Should we? Should we cut this dude's nards off?" and then, eventually, after talking about it, weighing the pros and cons, they came around to "sure!"
  • Overhead: Dickhead 1: "Ok, that nard is just about ou- oop! There it goes." Dickhead 2: "I'll get it!" Dickhead 3: "Don't forget to burp that lid, dude."
  • such mountain men are all too rash they let themselves be balled-er-dashed
  • those three dickheads were sitting around their kitchen table Possibly in a literal sense.
  • This story gives me the willies.
  • so i think we potentialy have found tennenho a new career...
  • This man had not been feeling well for a long time - he had numbness in his legs, nausea, and lots of cramping. He finally went to the doctor. The doctor told him, (after many tests), that the problem was that he had too many hormones in his body - that he really should be a female. The doctor also told him that the only cure for this is castration. The man went home to his wife to talk over the "cure". His wife told him to go ahead with the castration because his health was more important and besides, they had already had their kids. One day, after the castration, the man was depressed. His wife told him that when women get depressed, they go on shopping sprees. He thought that sounded like a pretty good idea so he went to a local men's clothing store. As soon as he went into the store, the manager sized him up. Manager: "I believe you take a size large shirt." Man: "That's right, how did you know?" Manager: "Sir, after being in the clothing business for 25 years, I can size up a person perfectly!" Man: "Well, then Mr. Smartipants, what size pants do I wear?" Manager: "Size 36, seam 28" Man: "Right, well, what size shoe?" Manager: "Size 10" Man: "Wow, that's pretty good -- what size underwear to I wear?" Manager: "Size 36" Man: "Now, you're wrong there! I wear a size 32! -- have for years." Manager: "That's not right. If you had been wearing 32's all these years you would have numbness in your legs, nausea and cramping...
  • Now I don't want to harp...but did you notice the beard percentage on this trio of snippers? 66%, with moustaches coming in at a cool 100%. Shave, people. It's the only way testicles can live a life without fear.
  • I know Argh's joke in a slightly different form. That is, after the operation the dude's chronic headache was gone. Completely gone. He felt so good he went to the tailor to order a new suit. Measurements were taken. Now, does Sir dress *cough* to the right or the left? "Why is that important?" "Well, if I cut to the wrong side, you get this terrible headache!"
  • *sends a bit of like to argh*
  • Do it yourself is one option.
  • There was a dude in med school during my tenure there, and while on Urology rotation, he tried to do his own vasectomy. Some students on a different rotation heard noises from the surgical area, and found him sitting up, under the lights, sweating profusely, with a lapful of blood. Disturbing.
  • Shouldn't be a crime. There is consent. Or, if it is a crime, so should body piercing, boob jobs, and tattoos. One person't mutilation is another person's art or enhancement.
  • Yummy, concentrated spermcicles!
  • Introducing the DIY home boob job kit!!
  • Of course, I add that I understand that a license is needed to perform any of the abovementioned acts. Without it license, it is illegal. What I am saying is that voluntary castration should not be anymore illegal than the other actions I mentioned.
  • Yeah, bern.
  • OK, Bern, if you want to test the legal implications of this, you go right ahead! We're behind you all the way. waaaaaay behind you
  • Either everything should be illegal, or nothing should be illegal. Otherwise, it just causes arguments and astronomical lawyer's bills.
  • Hell, I don't know what's funny anymore. Pantsie: nothing in THIS thread, that's fersher! (although I did like the part about Tennenho's new career)
  • Either everything should be illegal, or nothing should be illegal. Freeze, sucker!
  • Good. I support ZPG.
  • Zapping Pendulous Gonads?
  • Zero Population Growth, but you knew that, you naughty gorgon.