March 31, 2006

• *sigh* This does not reflect well on the intellectual capacities of my fellow marketing men.
• Marketing suits have intellectual capacities these days? Must be some kind of upgrade I didn't know about.
• well I hope they've learned their lesson about putting the means of production in the hands of the people. harharharhahahahahaheeheheheehehoooo I love this!
• Up the proletariat! Down with the bourgeoisie! Um..
• I thought it said "Make your own Chewy Taco commercial". Now that's something I would do.
• That would be eww.
• Marketing suits have intellectual capacities these days? We have our moments. This is not one of them.
• I think that, in the end, they will sell more Tahoes with this than they lose customers. Very clever.
• I do think the marketing guys would figure this would happen and maybe don't care. At any rate here is mine.
• they will sell more Tahoes with this than they lose customers Possibly, but I don't think so. Sustained high gas prices have already resulted in slower sales for SUVs - if these things were flying off the lots, they wouldn't be coming up with corkball net marketing campaigns. While they may think that "no press is bad press," (which, imo, is a particularly idiotic fallacy) I can't see how a lot of homemade ads pointing out the reasons why sales are already declining are going to do anything to halt that decline.
• Ha ha. I remember . . . back in the late 80s . . . when I couldn't wait for the SUV fad to die out. Your mother and I are very disappointed in you.
• Mine.
• Flash 8. Oh well, thank you anyway
• Here's my entry
• Here's one not to be missed. (Not mine, btw)
• Here's mine.
• Wont's someone Please think of the Children??!?!?
• this one's mine (it has some swearing)!
• nice work all, altho the gay one still makes me laugh the most I would make one myself, but as you all know, I'M HUNGOVER, so instead I'm just going to whine a lot
• How long until someone starts circulating a link to one of these that's full of vulgarity, claims it's from Chevy, and then it has to be debunked on Snopes? Koko, where are those tacos you were making? I'm hungry.
• I just noticed the title of this story. Bwahaha! Very nice!
• They have to refrigerate for 2 hours. Here's a tin of chewy tortilla chips in the meantime. I call them quiet chips.
• My favourite. (also stolen from Mefi)
• Also, eh, why not. I'll give it a try. (nsfw?)
• Quick and sloppy
• This is way too much fun.
• This one's for Koko. And everyone else.
• I am buying myself a Chewy Taco today. Fuck the environment!
• Had to make another one.
• Oh why not?
• Kubrick-style!
• outrigger you are a massive stud!! you did it stanley-style, I love that :)
• Does it have to get approved first? I made me one but can't figure out how to post a link..
• I e-mailed the link to myself.
• Here is my waste of 5 minutes
• Be afraid... etc.
• *bows, laughing, before Torluath* *and everybody*
• More ads are available, now that I had the chance to approve all the comments....
• Heh. Welcome, gillo. Your commenters certainly are a witty bunch.
• I mean to say, er, not as witty as the monkeys. Yeah. *hides as a precautionary measure*
• Indeed, it's a pity that among the commenters there isn't any by of one of the last visitors of the website, apparently interested for a few minutes, and coming from the domain chevrontexaco.com...
• Torluath, that was awesome. Here's the best one I've seen, made by this guy.
• Necrominalism? Excellent.