March 31, 2006

The Smitten A mitten for two! Awww! It's so cute I think I'm gonna retch!
posted by six.oh.six 18 years ago
  • Those guys would be dead in a snowball fight.
  • puke-a-rama
  • Oh, man, like these annoying public-groping freaks need any encouragement! If I wanted to watch you guys copulate all over the lettuce at the produce section of Wegmans, I'd have...well I guess killed myself by now.
  • These guys must hate coffee! Nice wincing!
  • I think the Duke of Squee and his Mamma need one of these.
  • I won't wear the smitten into the boxing ring [see poetic license!] or when I go riding or swimming or juggling -- and the thing looks quite useless for those who go smuggling.
  • I am comforted by the fact that when one of them slips on the ice, they're both going down. Then the mitten recriminations begin.
  • Speaking of recriminations, I know in my gut this product is crimnial, I just can't place my finger on it (perhaps because it's a mitten and not a glove).
  • Capt. R, will you marry me?
  • Take a look at techsmith's link again, and notice that the coffee is photoshopped in! Jebus...
  • Actually, it looks like he's pouring a runny turd out of that thermos. Which would explain the wincing.
  • Only if you move to this side of the ditch, Lara.
  • How come it doesn't look cold in any of those pictures? They should've photoshopped some snow in.
  • But they don't sell the coordinating single mitten for your other hand! Now you've got to either walk around with one hand freezing, in your pocket, or wearing some damn mismate mitten like an absent-minded third grader.
  • shmooooooooooooooooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  • monkeyfilter: wearing some damn mismate mitten like an absent-minded third grader
  • Yeah, but you and your SO only have to share one pair of mittens between you!
  • Maybe you could get three Smittens, then get two other people to walk on either side of you both. Of course, they'd have to wear mismates. Or they could each get another Smitten, and get someone to walk beside them...
  • Only if you move to this side of the ditch, Lara. Do I have to eat those crazy Tom Houston donut thingies and speak Latin or whatever it is you guys speak up there?
  • I think we're missing the obvious solution here folks: a smitten-circle!
  • I think you're absolutely WRONG, Medusa. The obvious solution is ... SMANTS!! TADA!! *takes bow
  • no comprendo, I think I need a diagram please.
  • Exactly, GramMa, cold weather is the perfect excuse for a young swain to tuck his lady's little hand into his pants pocket.
  • smanties.
  • I'm trying to picture Fay Wray and King Kong wearing such a mitten-gone-wrong!
  • And on the feet - Smocks. And Schmoos.
  • And Smats for the head, Smarfs around the neck and the dogs in Schmalls.
  • Fundies!
  • Maybe you could get three Smittens, then get two other people to walk on either side of you both. Of course, they'd have to wear mismates. Hands Across Ice Age America. Shitmittens? My favorite interent coinage Evar. I even schooled my sister(who has no internet) on it.
  • Why don't we just give up on the half-assed means of joining by clothing and just somehow sew these people into each other's skin so they can share internal organs and blood?
  • What about long protein strings?
  • "Do I have to eat those crazy Tom Houston donut thingies and speak Latin or whatever it is you guys speak up there?" TimHo is optional, ever since they retooled the Walnut Crunch. Latin remains mandatorius.