March 17, 2006
Snakes. On a plane.
Who says Hollywood is running out of ideas? (warning: YouTube link) Now, I wouldn't normally post something from SomethingAwful, but this really takes the cake.
Hey! I got some ideas for movies! Gimme a million dollars!!!! 1)Lions. On a train. 2)Bears. On a Boat. 3)Weasels. In a car. 4)Badgers. On a bus. 5)Hamsters. In my butt. And for REAL horror: 6)This movie. In theaters. *head implodes*
cultahem, new religion if it forbids pooping. I poop to live, and live to poop! I poop, therefore I am!! le poop, c'est moi!babiesscorpions inside.patriotismparinoia. Oops, gotta run. Mall security is after yer GramMa!The Jokeral-Qaida is Sewing Bombs Into People!