March 12, 2006

• Man, that Jack Chick is creepy, even in radomized form.
• My personal favorite non-randomized tract.
• Wow, if I'd known it was that easy to get my parents to buy me $200 worth of D&D stuff..
• Well, this easy.. Grr! Where's the tract about how HTML is the tool of Satan? HTML = Hell's Tormenting Mephistopheles Licking.. or something
• I don't want to be Elfstar anymore!
• I made a random Pokey the Penguin generator once Random comic generators are best
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• It's so obviously Clark Gable! "Frankly, my lord, I don't give a damn!"
• my sister and i made a chick tract into a movie. if you look close, you will maybe see a lot of the l.a. monkeys in it....
• Absolutely...beautiful!
• Wow. Really captures the feel. The poisoned drink guy was awesome.
• My personal favorite non-randomized tract. Damn. The ending was such a let down!
• sexyrobot - wow, absolutely fantastic! Though I didn't get the screen falling at the end...
• Is that Judy Greer as the daughter?
• The fella who played Satan/guy in tie sounds just like French Stewart.
• The drink guy cracked me up, too!
• Sexrobo- Totally awesome.
• I was thinking the same thing, Alnedra.
• Excellent work, sexyrobot.
• Top drawer, sexyrobot. Very nice!
• yep, that's them... and the screen falling was just a fuckup that we thought was funny (except for having to pay for the light we broke) and decided to leave in....
• Ed Wood lives!
• I'm gonna go ahead and call that film the Best Thing Evar. When's the DVD available? Are there plans for an anthology? I can't wait for Doom Town.
• and the screen falling was just a fuckup that we thought was funny Ahh.. that rocks then. Dude acted so nonchalantly about it that I thought it was intentional. Well done!
• The theological implications are...random. Nice flick there too sexyrobot. I smell sequel!
• techsmith--I thought the guy pretty obviously looked like he was wondering whether he should go on, but he did his wondering in character, so it was cool. If that makes sense.
• And further proof that Chick is his own best parody artist: The Little Bride. My goodness, Susie! We almost became Muslims! You know, no matter how many times I get slapped in the face with new Chickian Crazy, it never stops surprising me. Strange. ps--isn't Grandpa in that tract a lot more creepy than is strictly necessary? I mean, really?
• I clcked on the "other languages" button--but, drat, no tagalog. I so wanted a tagalog translation.
• Yeah, 'cause nobody in the Christian Bible ever owned slaves or practiced polygamy. And where in Genesis does it say Adam WASN'T 90 feet tall?
• I wish other religions had Chicks.
• "He says Adam was 90 feet tall! That's just SILLY!" "But Susie, doesn't the Bible have stories about talking donkeys and people living to be 900 years old?" "..." "Susie?" "Shut up. That totally happened."
• Oh my. Susie sets her friends "straight" on TEH GAYZ! I thought the class speakers had hand puppets or something, but apparently that's just Jack, subtly editorializing. Touche, Mister Chick. Really, parody is pointless.
• It must be really scary to see things through Chick's eyes. Pretty much everything is evil - I wonder if drawing is a sin?
• Only in color. B&W is OK.
• /just seen sexyrobot's opus Well, I'll drink to that. *gurgles* Cha cha cha!
• Woo! Excellent movie, sexyrobot!