January 26, 2006

• the real machine a caca (previously discussed here and here.)
• What would Celine Dion poo
• This is, like, a thousand years old.
• So's your liver, drinky.
• Make The Perfect SEMEN
• my poo is perfect
• It's not the quality of the poo itself, it's how you fling it that counts.
• OMG. I got the perfect poo two times in a row. Let's just say this and get it over with: I am to poo what Chuck Norris is to the roundhouse kick. Perfection. Thank you, gods of the internets, for bringing this to us.
• Man I've heard of typo's but whoever designed that site was the shittiest speller I've ever seen.
• I think both the Marquis de Sade and John Waters have previously weighed in on what makes the perfect (or at least most palatable) poo. Stop looking at me like that.
• Don't you mean "poofection"? I'll get me coat.
• I get nothing but diarrhea. Sorry.
• ah yes! tenaciouspettle brings back memories of reading 120 days of sodom...in case you were wondering, the naughty libertines felt that a steady diet of chicken produced the most culinarily commodious of poo from the kidnapped-and-soon-to-be-grotesquely-defiled children. fun reading for the whole family!!
• 'Tastes like chicken' has attained a new meaning. Oh cripes.
• I didn't know you could get pr0n classical erotica on teh Amazon.
• UPM when I went for the link I was not at all sure they would have it, I guess amazon is ok. next up...The Story of O sorry, no poo eating in this one
• I am told the turds in the shit-eating scene in Salo were made of Lindt chocolate.
• Wolof, if/when ever we meet, I'll slap you with a banana first. You've just infected my appreciation addiction to Lindt 85% chocolate with a dangerous mind meme. Ah, doesn't people just have sex anymore? Wearing furry rabbit heads and big, fluffy wool sweaters... ah never mind.
• I believe Vaucanson's Duck was the first automaton with this claim to fame. It turned out to be bogus though... Described in entertaining detail here.
• Apocalypse!
• apoocalyse, I think you mean...
• lyPse, damn it!
• Visit Ottawa's poo-blic library with caution!
• /collapse
• My 19-month-old daughter has a book full of disney characters titled "Winnie the Pooh: Everyday." Only when she says it, it comes out "We Need a Poo Every Day." Which I like better.
• What's brown and sounds like a bell?
• um, a cow?
• Dung!
• *high-fives Lara*
• so two nuns walk into a bar...
• BONK!
• So far, the maintenance workers' Monkey union has not filed a grievance. But the library Medusa apologized to the public for any inconvenience.
• Nothing worse than a public inconvience.