January 19, 2006
Luv Linen. "There's no need to hold back with Luv Linen. There are no sheets to change, no more ruined towels, sheets or mattresses and no more wet spots to endure! How awesome is that! It makes for a wonderful bridal shower gift." [via Sasha van Bon Bon, ][maybe NSFW]
"Break out the Luv Linens, Bedelia! We're having Colonel Angus tonight!"
"Luv Linen is currently available in two sizes, Large (3' x 45") and Large (3' x 3')."
I feel compelled to point out that if she swallows, as (my) God intended, this is never a problem.
Visqueen is cheaper. Call it "Shagging Surface" and charge double.
the story ended with " . . you could have wrung the baby oil out of those sheets! ha ha!"
I feel compelled to point out that if she swallows, as (my) God intended, this is never a problem.
As someone with a gushing partner (NSFW) I can tell you are wrong. (But of course I always make sure she does that on her side of the bed...)
posted by Anonymous at 05:45PM UTC on January 19, 2006
how do we post Anyominously? When did that start? Or did someone post that and immediately delete their account?
As someone with a gushing partner (NSFW) I can tell you are wrong.
Touché!
how do we post Anyominously? When did that start? Or did someone post that and immediately delete their account?
I've no idea..
posted by Anonymous at 06:18PM UTC on January 19, 2006
Me neither...
hehe nice one mare.
This is about as romantic as laying a garbage bag over the bed.
Doesn't anyone just put down an old towel anymore?
Old towel! Brilliant!
Hey, do they make these in owl sizes?
Why bother? I prefer to leave it as it is and roll around in it day after day like a dog.
Whew. For a second there, while reading their descriptions, I thought the whole, bed sized sheets were made of some super-absorbent material that was intended to be left as-is after activity. Eargh.
Having just emerged from the other side of having diapers in the house, I can attest that the Love Pad is also marketed elsewhere as a changing pad. Nice synergy there. They should really be playing up that aspect in their marketing though.
Nothing makes the moment quite like your sweetheart leaning over and whispering in your ear "just wait a minute while I go get the super-absorbent goo pads".
3x3? That's hardly big enough. They need to make something more along the lines of a super absorbant sex tarp, or this is simply, as Keith Talent points out, a gussied up changing pad.
Jesus, where's quid? He'd LOVE this thread!!
Sure it may stir some gossip, embarrassment, whispering and rumors but so what...
Only in Quid's case.
Monkeyfilter: Doesn't anyone just
have sexput down an old towel anymore?
So, why don't we do it in the road? That is, in Nature's Bosom, the glorious out-of-doors?
Nature note for the monkey-minded:
Bees do this in the sky.
Along with many other things that fly.
Sing ho! for a lungful of jolly fresh air
with insect secretions raining everywhere.
Twigs, rocks, mosquitos, wandering pets, voyeur neighbours, sand, sunburn, sandburn, that's why, Mr. '100 mile-high clubber' Bees.
That, and those pesky police officers. Oh well.
*waits for invention of absorbing fembot*
NO ONE WILL BE WATCHING US
WHIiiiIIEE Don't we
Doitintharoad!
*bam!*
Can you get pregnant from used LuvLinen?
Twigs, rocks, mosquitos, wandering pets, voyeur neighbours, sand, sunburn, sandburn,
May I add minus 20 Celsius with windchill to that list?
/goes outside, checks temperature
Oops, it's plus 5 Celsius and it rains
Uhmm, never mind.
/goes outside to find road
Imagine how free you'll feel to relax and let your love flow on and on when you know your bed or sofa will be clean and dry no matter how much passion you enjoy.
Sounds like they're talking about golden showers, there. Or possibly the aforementioned gushing partner. If you really want to use that much baby oil, just get a bloody kiddie pool!
*makes note*
dragons do it
in the sky
in beds of lakes
on the sly
dragons do it
underseas
more versatile
than honeybees
Why not just sprinkle the sheets with silica gel?
Thinking about getting silical gel in *ahem* sensitive areas. *Shudders*
*takes shower*
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