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January 12, 2006

Whilst not native to Australia, Gnomes are reportedly migrating from Europe and Britain to make a new start in “new lands” where the impact of pollution is less. Gnome numbers in Europe are on the decrease and drastic action was required.

So who wants to be the MoFi Action News reporter on this one?

posted by grover96 at 06:15AM UTC [trackback] (10 comments total)

Hey who slipped those pretenders' photos (the pesky Disney dwarfs) in amongst the real items - HISS my gnomes and I will be calling for a boycott!!

posted by fly at 06:36AM UTC on January 12, 2006

hay man
dis my shit?

posted by ethylene at 08:22AM UTC on January 12, 2006

No. It isn't. Shit in your own thread FFS.

posted by kitfisto at 08:51AM UTC on January 12, 2006

FLNJ, le front de libération des nains de jardins, operating since 1995 or thereabouts. wikipedia on the garden gnome liberation fronts.

posted by roryk at 11:18AM UTC on January 12, 2006

Gnomes are going to Australia to be near their leader, Prime Minister Gnome Howard.

posted by the quidnunc kid at 02:08PM UTC on January 14, 2006

Gnome-man is an island...

posted by beeswacky at 11:39PM UTC on January 14, 2006

This Gnome stuff is getting way out of hand.

Bring in the pink flamingos!

posted by BlueHorse at 04:39AM UTC on January 15, 2006

I for one welcome ethylene and his absurdist shit. It never fails to make me smile.

posted by randomaction at 10:21AM UTC on January 15, 2006

we ran out of words
we had bad luck
with kobolds
while roamin'
the mountains of New Zealand
and some of us got stuck
in some strange
gnomin' glacier

posted by beeswacky at 10:45AM UTC on January 15, 2006

Prime Minister Gnome Howard

Enemy of Gnome Chomsky!

posted by Wolof at 11:00AM UTC on January 15, 2006

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