February 21, 2004

New Kids IX: Math is Hard
Previously here, here and here. 593 entries and still goin' strong!
posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago
  • (I posted last on previous thread with) New ululation: Restart System? Yes! (Have at it.)
  • Your extension succeeded.
  • Some unsuprisingly cannot concede extremely extended debates earn death.
  • Death's evil afterlife taints hell. (I blame that goth post...)
  • Dude--eternal afterlife's truly heinous!
  • My Bad--shoulda previewed--HELL up next....
  • His ego looms larger....
  • ...like a retarded giant eating rice.
  • Lepus are real good eatin' rabbits.
  • ...Stoopid, stoopid,stoopid. sigh. ....."RICE">
  • Real idiots charge eagerly.
  • Except angry Germans entering Rome last year.
  • Young ears are reddening.
  • Radioactive emissions definitely destroy evil nurses in night gowns.
  • Glowing ominously, whitecapped Nightingales shrieked.
  • Some high ranking idiots eventually kill every dream.
  • Damn, really exemplary anagram, man.
  • More are needed.
  • Needless, endless, egregious desecrations enervate democracy.
  • Don't exclude my oft-criticized rants about conservative youth.
  • "young" olds use their heads
  • heck even aliens die sometime
  • Sponge off mildew 'ere taint invades most everywhere.
  • Effecting vascular exertion regularly yields wonderful heart efficiency. Restless? Exercise!
  • Except very enlightened republicans, you will heed everything Rush expounds
  • oops...it's EXERCISE
  • Element "X" evidently reduces cardiac intensity: sweeeeet ethanol!
  • "Et Tu, Howie?", appealed Nader, off left...
  • Lent exonerates Fat Tuesday.
  • Terrific! Usually everyone shouts drivel at youths.
  • yak on until the heavyweight sings.
  • Shall I now get surprised?
  • Some usually repeat posts regularly, I seldomly elicit discourse.
  • Done in sequence, could our ubiquitous reveling signal epiphany?
  • Every person in play here: avoid niggling "Y" ! (words to live by..)
  • Yessirree!
  • You exclaim something so irrevocably rambunctious, riots escalate endlessly.
  • everyone now dreads long entries; so shorter lines, yeah?
  • Your entry accepts hopelessness.
  • HA! Other people espousing limits? Entirely sufficient sentences never exhibit shorter syllables.
  • So you like long ass blurbs - let's expand: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
  • Someone uses precarious English! Really, can a little imagination formulate ridiculous acronyms? God, I love irony. Still, topping it could entail x's put in a line, in doing, offering contributors inferior opportunities universally! Shazam!
  • {That's the second time around for "supercalifrag..." Maybe us old timers should move over and let the young'uns re-invent the wheel for a while.}
  • Twice? Ho-hum. All the starters turn heads, especially supercalif. Easily cast off notes do the imagination murder. Even a round of unusual new diatribes from oldies really should up peoples emotions. Rather, cough a line into festivities, really. Also, green members are your best enlistees! Use saturation opportunities liberally, Dizzy! The inactivity means every rambler should see here... old users loved doing more, openly. Verily every one verse, even ridiculous, assembles new derivatives. Let everyone talk, the hearty explosions you'll owe us. Now, game up newbies. Seasoned readers eventually invest new verve. Even now, though the haphazard entries were hated, elect enthralling lines. Formidable opponents really are watching. Have I labored enough?
  • ::head spins, waves white flag::
  • W--you are my Personal God.
  • But p-4; YOU are my Saviour!
  • "Shazam" is up...
  • Thanks. I always liked these things, but never got a chance to play one. First time I caught it. Praise MoFi. Soooo yeah... Shazam!
  • Seeing humongus acronyms zilchifies accompanying mediocrity.
  • (Too tired to play, but planetfour: I'm fucking astonished. Unbelievable.)
  • Monkey exhibits divine inspiration onto captivated readers, I thank you.
  • Damn, that'll teach me to not read through the past posts thoroughly. planetfour rocks my world!
  • Yet, _only_ unbelievable. (onwards and upwards monkeys: the thread continues!)
  • Underwear nits bit. Eric leaped into east valley, achieving brief levitation. Egads!
  • Elitist gadflies angrily drink scotch.
  • Some clowns often tea-bag cheese-heads!
  • How evil are deli shops?
  • So horrible, only plebeians (sp?) support.
  • Spelled (usually) "plebian", planetfour or "really tacky".
  • Thanks! Appreciated, 'clovestofu. Keep yammering!
  • whoops... 'clovetofu... ironic. yammering!
  • Yowza! Ancient mixed meat exhibition, rancid in noxious gelatin.
  • Goetter exalts linnets above tiny intoxicated nightingales.
  • Now I go heroically though I never groan against long, enticing sentences.
  • Sailors everywhere notice the equator never crosses eastern Shikoku
  • "Seaward ho!" I kept on keening, unconsolable.
  • Under nearly cloudless Oriental night skies, our laughably ancient boat lurches eastwardly.
  • Episodically, a sudden typhoon wrenches away rigging, damaging lee yardarms.
  • Yes! again running downwind, after rigging main staysail.
  • Suddenly, turmoil again, yet seamen are insanely laughing.
  • Leaning against unruly gusts, hebephrenic inmates navigate Guangzhou-wards.
  • Going up against nasty gales, zanily howling out "Uranus?-what a ridiculous dim satellite!"
  • Saturn: a trusty entity, little light in the ether.
  • (Okay, for some reason my post is being displayed under kuujjuarapik third last entry... maybe this is just my computer being dumb)
  • Sailing amidst the erratic, lustful liquid, Ishmael, thunderstruck, exclaims:
  • (Or you can just ignore mine, whatever)
  • "Even Xenophon could leave Athens in muddy springtime!"
  • So perhaps raucous idiots need geriatrics to initiate members, eventually.
  • Erotic valentines effectuate new trysts; usually among louche, lubricated yahoos.
  • You're all here? OK. Onward spasmodically!
  • Sometimes people aren't so mundane. Often, dozens (in California) are learning Latin. Yay!
  • You are yucky.
  • Y usages commonly kamikaze yakking.
  • you all, keep kicking in new
  • goals. [sorry! accidently clicked my mouse with my elbow reaching for something!]
  • [and please ignore it if you like. I know, it's lame. I was thinking of other words actually]
  • Generally original artists love simians.
  • Scientists include monkeys in advanced neurological studies.
  • Sometimes they undergo dangerously intense experimental sugeries.
  • Should unmedicated rhesuses generate equivalent results, I'd endorse supervision.
  • Still - under pressure, each rascal vexes its superior in our name.
  • Not all monkeys exist
  • Excessive xenophobia intimidates struggling therapists.
  • Erratic x-rays: inside story tonight!
  • [sorry:] therapists
  • Tantalizing heterosexuality requires all puerile intentions, sometimes thinking sensually.
  • Gah. One more time: Tantalizing heterosexuality eventually requires all puerile intentions, sometimes thinking sensually.
  • Such erotic nubile sirens! Universally alluring - lithe, lissome, young...
  • Youth—otherwise, understated neophytes gravitate.
  • Gorgeous roses and velvety incense tinge air that enlightens.
  • "Elephants, nightingales, lizards in glorious hauteur," Tennyson exclaims, nearly satisfied.
  • Surely, all the intelligensia still find interesting engagements droll?
  • Don't rub off Lou's lipstick.
  • Lights in Peoria still turn interesting colors, Kemosabe.
  • Kiss every mammal of simian appearance before evening.
  • Eat vegetables every night. If not... gallstones.
  • Great, another lead-lined sarcophagus, this one nearly elephant size.
  • Spermicide is zygote's ending.
  • Every new dream is nearly gone
  • going on nearly ennobles.
  • "Endless night." Ned orated. Bad lines easily said.
  • Sihon appears in Deuteronomy.
  • Doesn't everyone understand that Elvis rarely ordered necklaces of metallic ytterbium?
  • Yeah, Terry thought energy regulation became inspirational under Moore.
  • My only option's radioactive einsteinium.
  • "Emitting intense neutron streams, Teller's enterprise immolated Nagasaki," I ululated, mourning.
  • My old umbrella: Red nylon insulated new-fangled gadget
  • Great, androids don't get extended tapeworms
  • To actually prove 'Eternal Wookiee Orthodoxy' read my satchel.
  • seemingly agile the cantankerous Hyrum elegantly lurched
  • Looking under rocks, calling, hoping... eventually defeated.
  • dreary, endless fear? ending all triumph, edited down
  • Dorothy ogles wanton nudists.
  • Needless Underground Dogma Is Starting to Suck.
  • Shotsy underrates carnal knowledge.
  • Krusty now orates wordy, lurid, endless diatribes generating entropy.
  • Eloquently noting the rant on priceless ytterbium.
  • Yeah, that's trite. Every real bicycle is underpriced. Morons.
  • Mostly, oration-revisionists only need "servicing".
  • Seriously, every revolutionary voice is considered indecent nauseous grandstanding.
  • Good - Randall asked Nolan directly, simultaneously talking and nicking decent information non gratis.
  • Gently rowing awry, the Irishman sinuated.
  • Suddenly, I notice underneath, a theory explaining death.
  • Dire emergencies always test humanity.
  • Humanity? Unnecessary! Man aggravates nature. Illustration? Timber yards! (Say, fellow chimps, this entry is month+ old and 135 entries long; doya suppose it's time for another FPP? Plenty of new monkeys lately and a Monday would be optimal to catch attention... I named the last one, the next one would be Part 5... anyone want to do the honors?)
  • Just a note to say, this continues over there. Everyone should ignore this, really, I'm just adding it so that the whole thread can be followed from the first one