February 21, 2004

The vacation cruise getaway... of the damned
posted by boo_radley 20 years ago
  • Those goths are so darn cute!
  • That's a HELL of a lot of SPF 45 sunblock.
  • Be sure to check out the photo page as well. One does not... dance... in the conga line... vlah, vlah This actually looks like enormous fun, and barring the flight to Florida, quite affordable. on preview -- Pretty fast on the draw, there, Kimberly.
  • Does mascara float?
  • The problem with this is the ship will be at sea when the Gothies are awake and at port when they sleep. On a lark, the captain of the ship should just cruise in circles off the coast of Florida. I don't think they would notice.
  • This is the time for the supersoaker filled with a rainbow of inks, reds, greens, blues, and yellows all squirting out, giving color and joy back to the travelers.
  • Colour and joy make the goths cry.
  • "What do you do with an angst-filled sailor What do you do with an angst-filled sailor..."
  • "Tie him to the mast with his fish-net stockings, Tie him to the mast with his fish-net stockings, Tie him to the mast with his fish-net stockings, Mid-night, on the ocean! WAY! HAY! and up she rises...."
  • If I were on a goth cruise, this is how I would dress.
  • So many perky-goths. So few bullets.
  • jb - I hope you'd get your teeth whitened before getting a picture taken. That guy's allure was seriously cancelled by dingy teeth.
  • Anything that isn't red lipstick seems to make teeth look yellower (face paint is awful, especially). But I was pretty grossed out by that too, path.