January 04, 2006
Mom, Dad, there's a wonderful mammal I want you to meet.
Um, woman marries dolphin.
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... soon to be followed by the cries of a million fundamentalists screaming, "I told you so!"
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Oh, just what I was thinking of, IWS. Why have we, as humans, become so jaded or so disgusted with each other that other species become attractive; what's happened to us, that get lured to a mane of long hair, a curvaceous, water-dynamic body; a fluffy, bushy tail, some perky, pointy ears... a cute, twitchy, wet nose. Some big, almond doe eyes.... ... ...sorry, got carried away. Whew.
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We should never have let the homersexuals marry!
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So will their kids celebrate Christmas or Channukah? Dreidl dreidl dreidl, I made it out of smelt.
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A male dolphin named Cindy?
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or... Hot Girl on Girl dolphin lesbo sex!
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More than you EVER wanted to know...
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I don't consider myself very squeamish, but I really felt sick to my stomach reading that whole "how to have sex with a dolphin" paragraph up there. It. . . it. . . it jest ain't right!
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Wow, tennenho. I just spent three fascinating hours on that site. Just, wow.
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*napalms entire thread*
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Is this for real? I wonder what it'd take to pull one over on the Associated Press. Some people take it way too seriously; some pull out some wicked puns (Island of the Jew Dolphins); and one rather bizarre search result identifies a similarity to a mystery novel (If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him, by Sharon Crumb).
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Monkeyfilter:Hot Girl on Girl dolphin lesbo sex!
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male dolphins can get very frisky when swimming with human females. if you want to swim with a dolphin, wear a wet suit.
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I find it difficult to believe that there are dolphins out there that think a hairless ape is cute enough to mate with.
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i know two women who have been "propositioned" by a solitary male dolphin, and i've met several divers who report similar behavior.
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Flipper? I hardly know her!
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Apparently humans are the sheep in the great frathouse of the ocean.
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if you want to swim with a dolphin, wear a wet suit. And that's such wise advice, either in the sea or land. Rubber suits, people!
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I dunno what kind of cetaceans your friends have been fraternizing with roryk. In my 3 years as wild dolphin pornographer I mean researcher I've not once been propositioned. I guess I must smell funny or something.
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Ach! Dolphins are being maligned in this thread! By monkeys. Whose interest is alwsays seized by the sexual proclivities of their own and other species. And why? It needs no further reason beyond the fact we're always in season.
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*applauds bees* though i don't think i'm maligning dolphins - just pointing out that their definition of "play" might not be quite what we expect. danapiper - the dolphin in question was a solitary male bottlenose.
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His name was "Randy"
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So sad...
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*gags
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All's whale that ends whale?
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*threatens to gobsmack Bees with a week-old flounder
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Always carping.
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Looks like a good ol' fashioned bass-kickin'
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Roes his boat to shore, just for the halibut.
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I know there's a John Denver song in here somewhere.
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Dolphin Olympics Wonderfully pointless and fun.
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very sweet.
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Peeping-Tom Dolphins Leer At Subaqueous Orgyists
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one must watch out for their immense prehensile erections Words to the wise!