December 23, 2005

A kiss is just a kiss... In the Christmas spirit, A newspaper decided to run a color photo of a woman making out with an orangutan. Reactions were somewhat mixed.

"Snow Penis" part 2: Electric Boogaloo

posted by Paranoia Agent 18 years ago
  • Clearly she's one of the women who were aroused by watching monkey sex.
  • Turning into a regular BestialityFilter around here. Finally.
  • What's weird is I could have posted this recent story as well: A man who behaves like a monkey in Orissa .:. Someone should, and complete the trifecta.
  • You sick fucks.
  • Hey, this post is for the ladies, don't be sexist. They can't help but be aroused.
  • Oh, Chyren, you love it. Admit it, you are loving every single second of this filthy, naughty, dirty, lubed-up . . . waitaminute, what was I talking about?
  • Do the same people flip out when a mother kisses her son or daughter on the lips? That's obviously incest.
  • Hubba Hubba. I thought that the overreactions of the readers was the funny part(much like the previous snow penis story). I just happened to walk into this den of monkey-love. Hm.
  • Oh please. It's not like her mouth's open or anything. The orangutan just seems to be trying to slip her the tongue surreptitiously.
  • > Turning into a regular BestialityFilter around here. www.zoophilter.com
  • On further examination, I believe it's a carrot. It's filthy minded morning newpaper readers who think it's a tongue.
  • I bet it is a tongue, an orange tongue. I know it. Probably stained that way from the Tang it drank as it did run in a morning paper and Tang is a common breakfast drink. Totally tongue...
  • Gheesh, it's all monkey sex all the time around here lately. I think it's the monkey's tongue. I think a shot a second later would be of her jumping back and yelling "ewww, stop it!", but that's just my take.
  • Do these people not own dogs? It's not like he's trying to slip a hand down her shirt in that picture.
  • So, um, a Christmas picture was posed with Mrs. Clause and an orangutan, and the ape stuck out his tongue. Whey is this interesting?
  • It's a chaste kiss. After all, the man IS a monk. Oh, what's that you say? Monk-eeee? Ewww!
  • Ah, guess what image will be on my mind as the hugs and kisses start tonight...? Ha! Oh well, Happy [insert your festivity here] to all monkeys! Even those with slippery tongues!
  • Whoa hey notice it is only men (responders to papers not Monkeys of course!)being offended - is this hey the orangs gettin some and I ain't?
  • I wonder what the reaction would have been if the headline had read: "Christmas Hero Revives Stricken Orangutan With CPR"
  • Monkey-Love Plagued By Obscenity Claus
  • People are offended?! I think it's rather sweet, actually!
  • Our local newspaper showed the full photo, which showed the woman's holding a banana peel wrapped around the orangutan's penis. As an aside, I find that the natural lubricant provided by the inside of a banana peel is one of the most pleasurable masturbatory sensations I have ever felt.
  • Ye can stow that where the monkey keeps his nuts.
  • I'll try and slip (ha!) that tidbit of information on tonight's family gathering chat, Bernockle. Let you know what the reaction is. Ho, ho, ho!
  • This is turning in to my premier site for all things monkey related. bernockle: I don't know whether to commend your honesty, condemn your perversity or just try the 'banana thing' out for my self. It wouldn't work with pistachio shells would it?
  • thank mothra!
  • Do these people not own dogs? It's not like he's trying to slip a hand down her shirt in that picture. I've had a dog stick its paw down my shirt before. At least the dog knew that no meant no.
  • BTDT
  • "Appalling, disgusting, beyond disgusting?" These people haven't seen tubgirl or goatse, have they?