December 20, 2005
Here is the gadget Guess what it is and you have a chance to win $15.
Oh, here we go...
It's obviously a seat, guys. Er...
What the hell is that?!
It is our DOOOOM!
Well, it's this bozo's doom anyway.
Grrr.
Birth control device - just read the directions.
"Press firmly between knees. Do not remove until after date is over."
Is it... a self link?
Is it a Daisy Mayer? Oooh I bet it's an Eekophone!
A Thread Crunkler?
Is it... a Butt-Munch?
Is it... a video of you're mother "collecting" owl semen?
Hey, I just won $15 didn't I? I'll use it in this fantastic on-line auction I just found!
Nickdanger wrote: "Is it... a self link?"
Bingo we have a winner. Nickdanger can collect his winnings by kindly kneecapping vincente.
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Kill him.
BURY HIM!!!
(joke)
All you guys are doing are inflating your own overblown egos and getting that precious +1.
posted by daisy_may at 11:15PM UTC on June 12, 2004
Bwah!
There is a new gameshow on one of the networks that is hoping to be the new Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (I wonder if those with over a million dollars know how to spell that word). It is called Deal or No Deal or something like that. Anyway, I watched it for five or ten minutes last night. I have no idea how to play after having watched it for five or ten minutes. Can it really be so complex?
I did grasp that some woman had to choose between taking a guaranteed 200,000 dollars or taking a 25% chance at winning 1 million. Is that just some kind of test to see how stupid someone is? They need to make the difference a bit greater if they expect people to throw away their money for a chance at the larger pot.
I also did not realize it was Howie Mandel hosting the show until my wife told me. Is his hair in some sort of time capsule of 1985? When will it be dug up so that he can stop looking like a third rate diet pill telemarketer?
Howie Mandel is still alive?
I have to go talk to some people.
Brace yourself: here he is.
JEEBUS! It's -- it's like he had an industrial accident at the Nair factory...
Somebody should tell him he has something on his chin. Or not.
Why is Lex Luthor hosting a third rate TV show?
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