December 20, 2005
New Movie community Be one of the first ones to be part of this movie review community/
Three posts, two minutes.
Anyone know if that's a record?
He can't read, apparently.
Out with these Ill-litter-rats!
I smell a self link too!
Sheeyat!
Someone call Mooshy quickly! Stop the press!
OH MY GOD VICENTE YOUR SITES SOUND SO EXCITING THAT I JUST MADE LOVE TO MY TOASTER OVEN!!!! PLEASE SHOW US THE WAY TO PARTICIPATE IN MORE OF YOUR FASCINATING WORLD OF MOVIE COMMUNITIES AND AUCTION SITES AS I HAVE MANY MORE HOME APPLIANCES IN NEED OF A HEAVY SHAGGING!
Whu-oh. I smell an incoming Banhammer. Ban. Hammer.
Let's get this eekfest going! Let's see . . what's in the news?
Ooh the budget bill is so close that Cheney's cutting short his love-fest in the middle east to cat a tie-breaking vote!
Senate Republicans were also waging a Christmas week battle with Democrats and GOP moderates over allowing oil drilling in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, attached the drilling plan to a wartime Pentagon spending bill that also included $29 billion in new aid for Gulf Coast hurricane victims . . .
Drug companies won a last-minute break against cuts to their Medicaid payments at the expense of beneficiaries, who face higher co-payments that advocates for the poor say will drive people out of the program.
Awww yeah Big Pharma playin' tha Mack! Werd, y'all diseased ol' people!
When's Michael Moore's Big Pharma movie coming out, anyway?
(We could review the movie on this crappo-site! Ha!!!!11!!1LOLalrightenough.)
Greetings, Michael Powell in Berlin!!!
Kill him.
I'm so disappointed I missed this....
Me too.
yeah. Why do all the great eeks occur when I'm fast asleep?
Cos you snore like a freight train, letting the eejits know that the Hammer doth slumber...
The Hammer doesn't sleep. It bides. Forebodingly.
I bet it does some great brooding too.
Indeed. It broods menacingly as it bides forebodingly perhaps? Anyway, it's a very scary hammer. Hammer rather. As it's certainly fearsome enough to get a capital H.
I bided once.
Once.
As it happens, I happen to know vincente. I was a bit surprised to see that he had triple-self-linked within three minutes, but I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. After all, some people are multi-orgasmic when they are having sex with people who are not me. Maybe it was something similar.
So I took him to the International House of Pancakes so that we might discuss this issue while enjoying some authentic intenational breakfast foods. Breakfast went well, and by the end of the day I expect to have his organs up for sale -- individually -- on ebay. I will be selling them as baseball cards with the following player names (to circumvent the ebay ban on selling body parts): Trey "Tonsils" Tripleposter III, Louie "The Lung" Leevussalone, and Testicular Jones.
I'll definitely be bidding on Testicular Jones.
You mean biding, don't you?
Kit, you don't have the jones for Testicular Jones.
No but he's got the stones for Testicular Jones.
I already ownes the Testicular Jones!
No bones about owning Testicular Jonesing!
*moan*
No moaning about no bones for owning Testicular Jonesing! All that groaning is just droning intoning!
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