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December 17, 2005

Butthole Bear™ - a teddy bear with a butthole that you "poke your finger in and listen to the antics".. it makes humorous noises. Which are NSFW.
2 Modes of operation (Normal and Fart mode). Greatest toy evar. At least until they bring out Prostate Panda™.

posted by Chyren at 04:00AM UTC [trackback] (25 comments total)

This is almost like that Harry Potter Vibrator, but intentional.
[WARNING: PICTURE AT BOTTOM OF PAGE NSFW]

posted by InsolentChimp at 04:49AM UTC on December 17, 2005

I don't even want to know how you find things like this!

posted by Medusa at 05:03AM UTC on December 17, 2005

I obsessively google search for 'anus' 'butthole' and 'bestiality'.

Actually, I saw it on another site, so I'll ask the poster there ... :)

posted by Chyren at 05:14AM UTC on December 17, 2005

Furries have a right to sex toys too....

*scrubs brain with steel wool, curls up in corner, shuddering*

posted by thursday at 05:23AM UTC on December 17, 2005

you know, not only fingers will go in there.

posted by Zanshin at 05:35AM UTC on December 17, 2005

duh.

posted by Zanshin at 05:35AM UTC on December 17, 2005

anus, butthole, bestiality

posted by Zanshin at 05:39AM UTC on December 17, 2005

Uh... yep... That's creepy as fuck.


Congratulations.


Creepy.


As.


Fuck.

posted by Nickdanger at 06:55AM UTC on December 17, 2005

Fact: if ye have horses, sooner or later tha Dire Day arrives when ye end up having to thrust your paws where a person o' delicacvy and taste would not.

And now, let's pull the shades of Hades, and let the mercy o' cold silence fall like cleansing snow upon these violated bears.

posted by beeswacky at 07:23AM UTC on December 17, 2005

LOL

posted by Chyren at 07:52AM UTC on December 17, 2005

These bears grow up to become mittens.

posted by InsolentChimp at 07:54AM UTC on December 17, 2005

"Ding-dong!"

Oh, humanity, you're a sick fuck. mmh, that doesn't sound right..

posted by Flagpole at 08:43AM UTC on December 17, 2005

Butthole bears are SO last November...

posted by kitfisto at 09:30AM UTC on December 17, 2005

Anyone know if this thing is washable/waterproof? Hey, just asking.

posted by randomaction at 09:33AM UTC on December 17, 2005

I'm saving MY money for when they come out with a butthole-activated one of these.

(Click the small image for a larger view.)

posted by Stan the Bat at 05:01PM UTC on December 17, 2005

Don't even think about trying this with real bears.








Trust me.

posted by Nickdanger at 06:58PM UTC on December 17, 2005

Although I'm reluctant to admit I actually sat and clicked through ALL the little sounds... I do need to know who the heck "Mr. Sanchez" is?

posted by HuronBob at 07:06PM UTC on December 17, 2005

I'm actually just posting in here to piss LivewireConfusion off.

posted by ian would say at 07:58PM UTC on December 17, 2005

Whatever you say Internet Tough Guy

posted by LivewireConfusion at 08:26PM UTC on December 17, 2005

HuronBob, google search "dirty sanchez". :)

posted by Chyren at 10:14PM UTC on December 17, 2005

Wow. An Interactive Ass Simulator. Sounds hi-tech. Or maybe just we're just gearing up for the '06 elections.

posted by cynnbad at 03:40AM UTC on December 18, 2005

LivewireConfusion: Is the internet, in fact, serious business? ... Or just a hobby?

posted by cynnbad at 03:44AM UTC on December 18, 2005

I posted on the Bush thread, so I might as well post on this. Both have to do with assholes.

posted by BlueHorse at 03:56AM UTC on December 18, 2005

Cabbage Patch Snatch?

posted by The Underpants Monster at 04:18AM UTC on December 18, 2005

GramMa with the two-thread conversion! Yessss!

posted by petebest at 07:56PM UTC on December 18, 2005

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