December 13, 2005

• beats getting another turtleneck for christmas.... oh, never mind.
• Does it come with artifical smegma?
• no spell gooder
• I am so very glad my favourite one has its homemade one.
• $90 for a pack of 5? How long do they last? Also, I love my foreskin. Just in case you were wondering. I wouldn't ever want to part with it. Fucking barbarians...
• And did anyone notice that it seems the un-chopped wangs at that page look larger than those that have been snipped? A little subliminal advertising there, methinks.
• Nice idea. Won't restore all the erogenous tissue, but definitely has many other benefits. (right click here to save the wmv) Personally I think i'll stick to stretching for restoration, but i'm lucky as i wasn't tightly circumcised. This option seems like a good one for those who weren't as fortunate. btw, I created a truthmapping topic on the issue of male circumcision here
• Does it come with artifical smegma? If you naturally restore, I believe your penis will start producing its own natural smegma and lubrication, though I'm unclear if it will have the exact same constitution as that produced by the naturally intact penis. As for this product, I think you'll get a similar effect.
• Take a tip off me, don't bother.
• Take a tip off me, don't bother. how come? Say someone invented a prosthetic that somehow restored partial function of the female genitilia to those who were unhappy with their status as circumcised females? Most circumised females (and circumcised males) are happy with their status, and will go onto remove parts of their daughters' and sons' genitilia, but for those that wouldn't mind getting at least something back, options like these are perfectly rational.
• Hands off my foreskin! No, wait, on second thoughts, that doesn't sound right... Touch my foreskin, just not with that scalpel.
• Take a tip off me, don't bother. how come? *cries*
• The SenSlip is worn on the penis throughout the day, protecting the glans and remaining exposed foreskin from chafing and the elements. "From the 'elements?'" Well, it's nice to know they're thinking of the poor nudists. Anyway, more power to anyone that this helps.
• Sorry, Spacediver. I was just making a crap joke, as others noticed below. As the Underpants Monster says (and they'd know) good luck to anyone who needs one of these and uses them. I am dubious of the equivalence you make with female circumcision, but was lucky enough to be born in a country which doesn't routinely parctice this for either gender, so am not really qualified to do other than make throwaway jokes..
• Does it come with artifical smegma? Of all the justifications for mutilating children at birth, this is surely the weirdest. I'm inclined to ask, do these people bathe?! I'd rather wash my dirty bits than lop them off. Besides, if you are going to remove one part of the body for its dirt-collecting abilities, why stop there? Ears need cleaning, and you can hear well enough with just a hole on the side of your head. Teeth need brushing; why not pull them out and live on soup? Chopping bits off babies' genitals is unecessary and barbaric. Let them grow up and decide how they'd like to modify themselves (not safe for Puritans).
• I don't find that I worry quite this much about my cockerlyness.
• So foreskins are in this year? 32 yrs ahead of the trend. Yessssss... 32 yrs of playing 'top goes up, top goes down' with my convertible. Beat that!
• Damn preview.
• Oh -- quid, I believe petebest requested your presence in the manscaping link.
• If I had my foreskin, I would rename my penis "Hooded Justice."
• ROFL!
• MCT, what is it already named? Hey, now THERE'S a thread!
• Generalissimo Weenis. But I call him Gary for short.
• I used to call him Turkey Creek Jack Johnson, but I outgrew the whole wild west thing after being spanked by a barista.
• i'm interested to note that penises, like other plumbing equipment, are measured in 1/16ths of an inch. however, i wouldn't fancy the prospect of wearing "microscopic viscose rayon fibers"...
• i was thinking of fpp'ing this, but this thread is quite close so... here's a knitted willy warmer for those winter months.
• "The sharpest thing I want near my penis is a human incisor" -quote from co-worker Re: piercings
• I made one myself out of an old bicycle inner tube. I'm wearing it now! Works great! My penis is much more erogenous! At least I think so. Can't be sure until I figure out how to take it off. Gee, you'd think if you didn't need tire irons to put it on that you wouldn't need them to take it off. I'll let you know how it's going after I get back from the bike shop.
• You, ah, do know that the penis pumps designed to enlarge work the other way, right? just checking
• to a willy warmer in french letters let yer name be writ that privily keeps each naughty bit from chillin' in the cold wi' stripes to rival any tartan ye keep me lookin' like a smart one me snug in wool let all behold
• however, i wouldn't fancy the prospect of wearing "microscopic viscose rayon fibers"... No, I think most men would want HUGE viscose rayon fibers.
• Sorry, Spacediver. I was just making a crap joke, as others noticed below. ah :) I am dubious of the equivalence you make with female circumcision... See my 7 point argument on truthmapping here While they aren't identical (for one, one is done on baby males and one is done on baby females), the features of female circumcision which lead us to our judgment of female cirumcision are identical to the features of male circumcision. Also note that not all female circumcisions are alike (male circumcisions differ also, but not with as much variance): pharaonic female circumcision (removal of just about everything, plus infibulation (sewing of vaginal entrance) ) is far more radical than male circumcision, but standard male circumcision is far more radical than many forms of female circumcision.
• Q. Why do women haved such trouble reading maps? A. Only a man can equate one inch with 6 miles.
• Ha!
• I would rename my penis "Hooded Justice." what is it already named? The Comedian. Sorry, couldn't resist :)
• well I am waiting for someone to start the "what is the name that you call your penis" fpp...since I obviously cannot start it myself!
• You could Medusa, thou paragon of Gorgons. It's us womenfolk who would find the information most...well, informative. It's a phascinating phallic phenomenon. At what age does it begin? Is it kind of like an unofficial bar mitzvah thing?
• what is it already named? The Comedian. Only because it smokes cigars has grey temples and a big scar down the side.
• Take a tip off me HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahhhhhha Paging Ralph. Anybody here named Ralph? Stand up, willya?
• Seymour Butts
• My boyfriend ordered these. I'll let ya know how it goes.
• no way, really?
• I swear to Jebus.
• > My boyfriend ordered these. I'll let ya know how it goes. now there's a necessary update. it's been seven months.
• Soon my entire sidebar will be filled with circumcision threads.
• CircumcisionFilter!
• circumcision: cuts to the quick
• kimdooooooooooooog!
• Study: circumcision removes the most sensitive bits.