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November 30, 2005

Manties!

Like Zorro!

Well, it has been a while.

Too bad the 2nd anniversary relay race stopped at #127. We might have made it in time.

By the way, may I just say, that is one of the ugliest web pages I've seen in a long time.

Crap, I searched and everything!

Built-in search ain't working, and even Google hasn't got all of the site.

Besides which, manties.

If there ever was a double-worthy topic, this is it.

Okay, Google would have worked. I still say it's worth the double.

The goggles! They do nothing!

Manties are pretty ugly. If I were a cross-dressing man, I'd want prettier undies. (As a girl, I do have prettier undies!)

Anyone else wondering if the Seinfeld episode about the Bro / Mansiere inspired at least the product name for Manties?

And the fact that Santa wears 'em too isn't doing a lot for my general attitude about Christmas, either.

This is sort of like Flatliners for dongs.

the only panties I like to wear are on my face. It's all down hill after WWII eh? Nobody wears hats anymore, gays(not fags) are getting married(what the beep?) and now manties jesus beepin' christ, come on God start the apocolypse, I'm done with this place.

Bye-bye!

/wonders, does Crackpot smoke pots of crack? quite possibly.

Manties! Worn by Mandonnas everywhere, with or without manginas. Manpons optional.

Tinky-Wanties!

My Manties LifeHack:
i) Live in a apartment building.
ii) Go down to the laundry room and hide in the big garbage can in the northwest corner.
iii) Wait until someone puts clothes in the dryer (NB: Dryer load must include at least one set of underpants).
iv) Wait 'til they've left and then rummage through the dryer. Take what you need and leave the rest, and then run like hell up three flights of stairs to your dingy one bedroom apartment!
v) Start enjoying your new Manties!


Ain't never seen them, and the two people the the studio apartment I'm staying in (gracious owner and overbearing guest) can't understand why I'm laughing so hard.

kinda hammered right now

i love you guys so much...

Bloody crossdresser, weezel!

Should be ashamed of yourself.

What the fuck(not beep) ?

This post needs a debriefing. It needs a debeeping more, though.

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Eeeeew - two heads and three legs. What kinda radiation leak they got going on there?

Which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Well, it is Canada.

"Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies."

What ever happened to Fundees? I pair of breifs with four leg holes and no crotch. The sales pitch was, half the fun is getting into them.

o==8

"Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies."

Ah! My second favorite quote from Bladder!

Only beaten by: "Baldrick, believe me. Eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary."

Why not?...The Royal Canadian Mantied Police.

La lingerie masculine

Male underwear, or la lingerie masculine, as it is known, is what the professionals describe as a “mutating market”: relatively small, but set to grow fast.

This story brought to to by Double Entendre Weekly

Perhaps I should invent a boob-sling for men and call it a Bro?

Then you tough guys could wear your sexy Bro and Manties.

I miss my Manties. My favourite double post.

o where the beep are ye now, crackpot?

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