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February 18, 2004

Torturing Monkeys in the name of Security "When F-Secure's antivirus researcher Katrin Tocheva first spotted the MyDoom virus late in the evening of Jan. 27, she immediately reached out and smacked the monkey that sits near her desk."

posted by Scott at 05:45PM UTC [trackback] (8 comments total)

Todays obligatory news story that features monkeys was brought to you by...Wired.

posted by Scott at 05:48PM UTC on February 18, 2004

This woman is a brute.

Bagles got worms?!?

Uh-oh, did I break something?

posted by theBreathofRats at 05:54PM UTC on February 18, 2004

[TODO: insert spanking the monkey joke.]

posted by dubstop at 06:29PM UTC on February 18, 2004

Goaddamit dubstop, I was so close ...

posted by the quidnunc kid at 06:29PM UTC on February 18, 2004

so. to. speak!!!

posted by Kimberly at 06:34PM UTC on February 18, 2004

***zips up pants, looks around furtively***

posted by the quidnunc kid at 06:38PM UTC on February 18, 2004

qkid, you've got to be a pretty early riser to beat me, when it comes to spanking the monkey.

Only my second post at this place, and already I've lowered the tone.

posted by dubstop at 07:55PM UTC on February 18, 2004

don't worry dub; we're pretty basso profundo to begin with.

posted by forksclovetofu at 06:40AM UTC on February 19, 2004

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