November 11, 2005
They just don't work.
In which it is determined that aluminum foil hats potentially increase the invasiveness of government mindprobes. What will the tinfoil hat brigade do now?
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Now? Trepanning.
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That's just what they want us to think...
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That's because the idiots have been putting the aluminum foil on their heads. To block radio signals, you have to put it on your antenna.
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How did you know that??? AAAIIiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa!!!
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I've said it all before, it's been a plot all along to sell you more aluminum. A message from your good friends at ITRI Ltd.: Better Living Through TIN-foil. Accept no substitutes.
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Aww, man. ::removes hat::
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Before putting on one's head, it is necessary to coat the inner side of the hat with owl semen to truly block the signals.
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Don't bother with the owl semen. It doesn't work. The owl will be happy, though.
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Did that once. (Had a "friend" who dealt with bulk owl semen.) Didn't seem to work, but my hair looked terrific!! (notsomuch the smell though)
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What about wearing a dutch oven on your head? Does cast iron have some weight?
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Actually it's all an alien abduction experiment - the aliens abduct you and convince you about the protection value of tinfoil and then monitor the enhanced Government brain reading capability to concoct their nefarious plans!
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Farraday cage in the skull, mans.