November 07, 2005

• Oh, come now.
• This is such a cock and bull story.
• What a load of bullocks!
• Don't be a dick about it. When you see men out of $75,000, it's just a shame. You hate to see people stiffed like that.
• Whoever did this has a lot of spunk!
• You're right. We went of half-cocked.
• This is a job for Chism!
• Good luck trying to get it or the money back. It's spent.
• This is a seminal event that could easily lead to an orgasm of similar crimes!
• Whoever did this must have been a bunch of whack jobs.
• Oh, you don't know that. Maybe they were trying to get some seed money.
• You expect me to swallow this?
• Well, at least pete is keeping us "a-breast" of the situation!
• Oh sorry this is about cum, not titjiuce. Shit.
• $75 grand? Man, that's a lot of chowder.
• Still, a bargain compared to the Gallo variety, and the donors are more palatable.
• I hope it wasn't used for this (flash)
• I was really wanting some liquid nitrogen puns, but, as usual, you all have your minds in the gutter.....
• Chill out, dude.
• that left me cold, HuronBob.
• That's because we don't use the n-word here, HBob. (What? Nitrogen isn't the n-word? Was I misinformed?)
• I guess our best chances to make a pun Ar-gon already! HA HA!
• ah fuckit wrong element
• I don't know jack about liquid nitrogen.
• Fun with bull semen (quicktime)
• mmmm, creamsicle
• You know, if were owls instead of bulls, I'd be in a thread with a bunch of prime suspects right now.
• On a related note, the motherlode of owl semen is still safe.
• It's just like you sycophants to Cow-tow to HuronBob's exhortations.
• There was no need for such a harsh ejaculation, petey!
• Eh? Eh???
• No idea what you're saying.
• Owl bull seeing you in hell
• There's been a balls up somewhere.
• I'm sure the thieves cast nary a backward glans, knowing full well what a vas deferens they were making to the farm's cattle breeding program. "If it wasn't us, someone else would've given them the shaft. Scrotum if they can't take a joke!"
• There's been a balls up somewhere. Yeah, in Frederick County, Maryland!! Get it?!
• Because that's where it happened! God, you people are stupid.
• Well done fishy! Two bananas up! (( None of you simians can get pasture! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! *spins around on floor*
• You know, there's a joke in this story. I'm sure of it.
• God, you people are stupid. I am officially withdrawing my application to be Mr. Koko III, effective immediately. *rededicates Koko shrine to mothninja*
• *pours out bottle of bullsemen for no-longer future Canucktard*
• By "stupid", I meant "lovely". You lovely people shouldn't get all swelled up over sementics. Now give me back my shrine. wipe it off first please
• Bull's semen? Stallion's is what I want.
• Giddyap!
• Whoosh! Just lookit all them geoduck carrying cases.
• Right, we're about two comments away from getting back on to horse buggery, so I guess this would be a good time for me to cut out my own eyeballs.
• *sings "Surrey with the Fringe on Top"*
• Oh that's a bunch of bull-squirt, Quid!
• Just remember to aim for the eyes, Quid... Ah, you bunch of down-in-the-gutter monkeys, you really made me laugh, just as my day was looking quite gloomy. Monkeyfilter: best $5 I've ever spent... Oh, no, wait.
• Yeah I still haven't received that yet Flagpole - are you sure it's in the mail?
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• This is a job for that famous German animal husbandry detective, Helmut Cheese!
• The nazi's collected bull semen for experimentation.
• The nazi's collected bull semen for experimentation (...) a) ...is hidden in Antartica? b) ...is 64 bits? c) ...is used by otters as currency? d) ... is the source of prions on north-american milk? /spelling nazi (oooohh..)
• I think you mean Antarctica. And North-American. /'nuther one
• Achtung! *whizz* *splash*
• Shouldn't this be called a "fatherlode"?
• Nein!
• Stripe, you should have said "fatherload". You know, just to take the bull by the horn. On the bright side of things, a lot of bulls can now look forward to multiple handjobs to make up for the devastating loss.
• I didn't know bulls could work on boats.
• No?
• Ooh shiny
• Ah, that horned explorer is adorable. I want to tickle his belly.
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• mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.
• Only two things come from Texas, boy.
• Bullshit and Bushshit?
• Where does bull semen come from? Well, this instructional slide show will explain. Remarkably, looks safe for work. Don't miss the Artificial Vaginas they use for the actual collection bit - and sorry, the photos are kind of bad. (But when does pr0n ever have good camera work? Just pretend you're 14 again and watching it on pirated Skinemax. Hey, I think that's a nipple!)
• frogs, that's NSFW. My boss is into that kinda thing.
• Monkeyfilter: Don't miss the Artificial Vaginas
• kit shoots! -he scooooorrrres! frogs with the assist. MoFi: 5 Thread: 1
• *pulls Team Mofi shirt over head / runs around*
• Why don't they just put an explosive device similar to the ones banks use during hold ups. The crooks only get so far away from the scene and BLAMO!!! Bull semen all over their faces....I can't wait to read that in Readers Digest "Stoopid Criminals" section.
• Bull Bukake? There's gotta be a market for that on teh internets...
• don't look, though. ew!