October 26, 2005
Newsfilter, but this guy has lived our common dream.
why didn't he take off from the ground first?
"...the man ... apparently had drunk several bottles of red wine before attempting the jump..."
So red wine is not all that healthy for you, after all!
Apparently red wine is Kryptonite.
Darwin at work. This needs to happen more often!
/note to self: PUSHING someone out a window is NOT natural selection.
No. I am Superman!
How to become a national news story:
1 -- Perform some mildly common, incredibly stupid act.
2 -- Make a pop culture reference while doing so (or make some sort of religious or political statement to justify your actions).
He may need some Crisis Counseling.
Cool, I didn't know anyone was doing angel dust still...
ich bin übermensch?
The jumper, whose name was not released, ...
He wasn't so much a jumper, as a failed flyer.
"I am Superman! Nothing can happen to me!"
Apparently, he didn't hear what happened to the real Superman...
That's what I was thinking Raoul.
Maybe he was an American.
Wow. I'm surprised. I didn't think anything could hurt Superman.
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