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February 17, 2004

What The Better Barbies Are Throwing Up This Season. Super-Small Snacks For Super-Small Super-Models.

posted by Anonymous at 12:17AM UTC [trackback] (18 comments total)

i especially like the pancakes.

posted by t r a c y at 12:49AM UTC on February 17, 2004

Dizzy, you have truly found a niche as food and snack monkey.

posted by Dr. Zira at 12:50AM UTC on February 17, 2004

How cute. They have teensie little cigars and cigarettes too.

posted by sergiogigante at 12:52AM UTC on February 17, 2004

Barbie and cigars? Now there's a world of Clintonesque possibilities!

posted by rodgerd at 12:56AM UTC on February 17, 2004

I'm still searching for the super-small bottle of Ipecac.

posted by Anonymous at 01:31AM UTC on February 17, 2004

Kitty Fun Barbie is still my favorite Barbie. You can make the kitty pee into its cat litter.

posted by Dr. Zira at 04:17AM UTC on February 17, 2004

Dr. Zira - that is so twisted and beautiful!

posted by jb at 05:25AM UTC on February 17, 2004

On the whole, the food looks pretty fair. Wished there were a way to get an idea of the relative scale of the items.

However, yon pizza hath a lean and fungoid look to me.

posted by beeswacky at 05:33AM UTC on February 17, 2004

All the pictures have a funky 50's ambience, what with the menu selections and the oversaturated digital pics. Kinda has the aura of those old Betty Crocker cookbooks.

posted by Anonymous at 09:02AM UTC on February 17, 2004

I enjoyed this tiny food link. It reminded me of Angie Scarr's webpage.

posted by onlyconnect at 11:12AM UTC on February 17, 2004

I just want to commend Diz on the funniest FP title I've read in a while. Ha!

posted by Sooooz at 03:03PM UTC on February 17, 2004

While I thought the tiny food was cool (and I had a moment for how happy this would have made me during the three months I actually played with my Barbies which ended tragically when their hair did *not* grow back), Dizzy's link description made the post priceless.

ha!

posted by Kimberly at 05:33PM UTC on February 17, 2004

Miniature cigarettes and miniature cocktails? What, no mini-bong?

posted by goetter at 07:11PM UTC on February 17, 2004

goetter--
you inadvertantly raise an odd little point--I've never been to a party where both Martinis AND weed was served. Martinis and coke, Martinis and pills, but not weed.
Why?
I guess it is too downscale? Too Joe Six-Pack for my snobby pals?
Plus, if I mix things?--fuhgeddaboutit!--I'm TOAST.

posted by Anonymous at 08:24PM UTC on February 17, 2004

You're right, Diz. Stoner Chick Barbie would need mini-Fritos and a mini-six-pack to accompany the tiny bong.

posted by goetter at 08:42PM UTC on February 17, 2004

You just KNOW Malibu Midge is a meth freak.

posted by Anonymous at 08:49PM UTC on February 17, 2004

We usually do red wine and weed. Theoretically. If I were the kind of person who broke the law. Which I'm not. I'm just saying, if I *were* that kind of person, I would probably mix red wine with weed. Although I'm not.

posted by Kimberly at 02:30AM UTC on February 18, 2004

Kim--
WHEN would this next gathering *theoretically* happen?
And could I *in a completely abstract way* bring dessert?

posted by Anonymous at 06:09AM UTC on February 18, 2004

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