February 16, 2004
Movie Site Summarizes Succinctly.
Good find!
[a quad laser banana]
Pop Tarts for Tracicle.
review equals opinion, not summary.
(That'd be alot wittier if I could figure how to parse it to four words.)
English-language film haiku.
review: opinion, not summary?
I was replying to Keith Talent, obviously, before goetter got in the way.
Damn you and your fancy colons. Good one.
"Use the force, Luke!"
All purpose review:
"This film's fucking shit."
Especially relevant to the Matrix sequels.
"Neverending story + crying." - Return of the King
"Lies show the truth" - Rashomon
"Sloth Love Chunk" - Goonies
"The retarded are funny" - Rain Man
"The horror, the horror."
"Rebel against?"
"What got?"
Across the courtyard — murder.
"The gimp is Kayzer."
"Darth is his father."
"It's really a chick."
Behind it all — "Rosebud".
Red lantern raised much?
White doves, explosions, slo-mo.
Nicholson plays himself, again
Adam Sandler, what gives?
Sex with cats unadvisable.
Fun find tracicle -
Arse monkey steals film! - Bruce Almighty
Icy Dead People - Titanic
Wolof - Goldfinger?
Cat People. And I don't mean the god-awful Schrader remake.
River is teen ninja.
Where is the spoon?
Debbie did Dallas, dawg
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