February 12, 2012
Conservatives attending CPAC and trolling Craigslist for gay sex? Yep, they exist. At least 10 this year, up from 2 or 3 last year, when gay group 'GOProud' was much more visible. [more inside]
January 27, 2012
Cool Leaderboard games I thought that some of these leaderboard Proxy Gaming are easy to play, Boy was I wrong! they are so freaking tough it took me about half an hour to figure out just one game. Anyone here can do better?
September 26, 2010
We've missed you!!
.
Da Bees is back!!!
Beeswacky, tell all--how ya doin' and where ya been?
(pics, or it didn't happen!)
June 13, 2010
La Maison en Petits Cubes is a sweet, very sad, 12-minute animated film that's kind of a counterpoint to "Up", but without balloons and with a lot of global-warming-esque sea-level-rising. [more inside]
April 24, 2010
Training a cat to NOT open doors looks to be harder than one might think.
February 19, 2010
Tiger Woods makes a music video to explain the reasons for his actions.
January 08, 2010
Inappropriate family photo. Even their smiles makes one uncomfortable.
December 24, 2009
Pee and Sympathy, a NYC nurse's true Christmas story. These true hospital stories are both funny and touching. Be sure to have a hanky nearby.
June 03, 2009
Liberty University has kicked out the college Democrats. Let's have a contest to rename it! How about 'Tyranny U'?
Got a good idea for rechristening that august institution with something more accurate?
Post them as comments, and explain why your idea is a good one -- bonus points will be awarded for humor.
The winner will receive a hardcover copy of "The Big Book of Irony," by Jon Winokur, St. Martin's Press, 2007.
Be sure to include your address and contact information, which will NOT be printed, and your full name and locality, which will. The deadline is Monday, 12:01 a.m. EDT
March 25, 2009
"The cart is faster than the wind" says the windtunnel. - Months ago, there was a thread demonstrating a wind powered device going faster than the wind. [more inside]
January 01, 2009
Bill of rights? My Monkeyfilter Bill of Rights [more inside]
December 03, 2008
There's a big debate being promoted over the web by someone using the handle "spork," who claims to have built a wind-powered vehicle capable of traveling faster than the wind while moving in the direction of the wind. [more inside]
November 19, 2008
Web Maintenance Expels Failure out of your Business Do you own a website that is extremely attractive visually and draws good website traffic? Then surely you would like to continue this trend for the coming years too! But how? Simple and most obvious answer is ‘website maintenance’. Most common problems faced during site maintenance are broken links, misspelled words, absent page titles, unattended customer queries, missing images, etc.
November 18, 2008
Sentence: to be drawn upon a hurdle to the place of execution on the Monday following, and executed; after which to be dissected and anatomized. Almost 200,000 criminal proceedings at the Old Bailey transcribed online, dating as far back as 1674.
October 29, 2008
Python vs. Gator. Two will enter. One will leave. Through the 'winner'.
October 19, 2008
"Gorilla" Theatre
WARNING: Admittedly Blatant Self-Linkage. A little while back, I asked about the voiceover on the People's Court. Risking flame attacks, I have decided to self-link in order to share with my fellow monkeys the results of that project - "Food Court!: The Musical". Enjoy...or fling poo at me. Parts 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. And one for the mythologically minded.
Also, Happy Alaska Day!
October 16, 2008
Time Warp Wives Ever read the news and wished you could go back to a simpler, happier time? Some people do.
October 15, 2008
And Now For Something -
completely gratuitous!
What was the top song on your d.o.b?
September 15, 2008
all about women The beliefs we have about ourselves, about what we should have accomplished, about how we should behave, about what a mother, family, or wife is determine whether we are satisfied with ourselves and ultimately whether we love and accept ourselves. [more inside]
July 10, 2008
The Fabulous Story of Poop A group of urban artists can find beauty in even the ugliest of subjects. [more inside]
June 01, 2008
A web design company with a very cool web 2.0 design Techness Business Solutions is a Vancouver based internet marketing and website design company. They just launched a new web 2.0 design. Nice looking website!
May 30, 2008
Shit Planet!!! Profane, vulgar, outrageous, occasionally NSFW, and one of the most entertaining personal blogs I have ever seen. Apparently run by the guy who owns
May 08, 2008
Look Around You: It's those dated educational films from the 70s and 80s that you had to watch at school, only better. All the episodes are on Youtube, listed here. Wikipedia article here. [more inside]
April 19, 2008
February 09, 2008
February 06, 2008
Sex Death & Horror Disclosure: this is a self-post in regards to both the yesterday's Fat Tuesday and last week's: Celebrate the Holocaust!! links. Think of this as "Cultural Awareness. [more inside]
January 25, 2008
Hunk Fridays at Overlooked
A stirring tribute to prematurely forgotten and less than obvious man candy.
This week we praise Ashamedly-Canadian Tim Gunn of TV's Project Runway. "But," you might say, "I thought Tim Gunn was from D.C.?" Think again, my friends. Think again.
January 18, 2008
The Return of the X-Files.
Chris Carter gives some intital statements about the upcoming sequel.
[more inside]
January 13, 2008
Running the Numbers - An American Self-Portrait. Photographer Chris Jordan's large-scale color photographs portray the detritus of American consumption. Gaining access to some of the country's largest industrial waste facilities, Jordan photographs the refuse of consumer culture (e.g., diodes, cell phone chargers, cigarette butts, circuit boards) on an immense scale. Spanning up to ten feet wide, Jordan's prints are at once abstract and detailed.
January 03, 2008
The Story of Stuff Possibly guilt and/or New years' resolution-inducing. Also, flash-based video. via.
November 13, 2007
Waste hours on the internets while feeding the hungry If you're feeling a bit guilty about stuffing yourselves on cookies while the third world starves, then head over to FreeRice.com You can even eat cookies while you play. [more inside]
November 07, 2007
Celebrities Selling Out Not New People complain about actors selling out and even going to Japan to do it, but movie stars have been hawking booze, smokes, and everything else since there were movie stars.
October 26, 2007
Don't get your knickers in a twisto
Or pretend to be the Count of Monte Cristo
Celebration should be high upon your listo
And you're surely going to get a little pissto
We all are glad to know that you existo
If you left us you really would be misto
Of this post I hope you get the gisto
It's to wish a happy birthday to kitfisto
September 13, 2007
If Apes Ran Hollywood
From those wild and crazy blokes at B3ta, a movie
poster contest with apes. Some very, very good...some very, very bad...
September 12, 2007
Giant Space Banana Over Texas
(flash): A giant banana is being launched into space with the goal of floating in the low-level atmosphere over Texas for a month. No word yet on the giant space gorilla.
via boingbanana
[more inside]
August 31, 2007
Arthur Miller's Guilty Secret - Playwright Arthur Miller had a son 40 years ago. But Miller was unable to love the boy.
August 11, 2007
Madchester/sadchester Tony Wilson ... who set up Factory records and the Hacienda has died of cancer ... without him there would be no New Order, biopic - 24 hour party people with the memorable tagline, 'Genius, Poet, Twat' ...
August 10, 2007
July 31, 2007
The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation was created in 1982 by a small group that originally came together as a an informal support group for problems that were the result of traumatic childhood experiences at petting zoos such as Lincolnsfield's Farmyard Funworld. [more inside]
July 26, 2007
An interview with presidential candidate and naked performance artist Frank Moore.
Can't post on Tracy's blog. When I try to enter the super-secret word, there's no box to do it in, and clicking around just takes me to the MetaChat link relating to Wendell's comment. Is anyone else having the same problem? (Vista, IE, no problem before.)
June 02, 2007
The super-secret eeky thread Since I was negligent enough to let the site idle overnight through to lunchtime, I feel the need to make amends. I figure a new thread to stuff around in may help. I will not be giving cash compensation before you ask.
May 25, 2007
A Sparrow Pooped on President Bush in the Rose Garden It didn't smell like roses, and while some folks think it was an operative working for Michael Moore, I think it's karma.
A Sparrow Pooped on President Bush in the Rose Garden It didn't smell like roses, and while some folks think it was an operative working for Michael Moore, I think it's karma.
April 25, 2007
THIS
IS A SHOUTING THREAD!
BUT I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHY! UNLESS IT'S A CAPS LOCK THING!
[more inside]
April 09, 2007
Violinist Joshua Bell gives a free concert, playing some of the most exquisite music created by man, and is rewarded with thunderous...apathy. This is just sad. [more inside]
April 03, 2007
iGod repenting made easy
March 30, 2007
food,cereals,fmcg [more inside]
March 21, 2007
Rapex: a medieval device built on a hatred of men or an easy-to-use invention that could free millions of South African women from fear of rape?
March 18, 2007
The Dark Ages are history, man.
Google video about a book.
Zany? Conspiratorial? Boring?
Jesus and King Arthur roaming the earth at approximately the same time?
All according to Russian mathematician Anatoly Fomenko. And who am I to question a mathematician about history? Who are any of us, really?
I'll buy that for a dollar.
March 10, 2007
Elephant masturbation lessons on British TV. British television programme Horizon will screen an episode about a man who masturbates elephants, in order to help them procreate. [more inside]
February 27, 2007
Shortwave operators have been tracking numbers stations for years. Stories have been done on radio and TV about these things, but this meaty site contains much clickable fun, audio and otherwise. [more inside]
February 23, 2007
I defy anyone to find a webpage that sums up everything that rules about the internet more than this webpage does. I just achieved enlightenment, but I bodhisattva-d out just to tell you guys.
February 16, 2007
The Legendary... Mars Attacks! Looks familiar, doesn't it? [more inside]
February 14, 2007
Baby I love Baby! [more inside]
February 13, 2007
Encrypted file sharing solutions could end RIAA lawsuits! [more inside]
February 10, 2007
Cows with guns! Go ahead, pretend you don't like it, pretend you didn't laugh, but if you don't wait for the chickens, don't come crying to me about it!
January 25, 2007
An Associated Press item about the conviction of two poll workers [nytimes] Did anyone notice this? The elections coordinator of Cayahoga County and a ballot manager were convicted of rigging a recount in the 2004 presidential election.
January 23, 2007
The Saviour Is Born! Honestly! Immaculate conception and all!
January 17, 2007
Wingsuits Gorilla-Worx your WINGSUIT skydiving source as an authorized dealer of Birdman,Phoenix-Fly,Morpheus Technologies and soon to be released VULCAN. [more inside]
January 16, 2007
SKATEBOARDING AND ROBOTS VIDEOS all the videos from "sh*t the bed 3" to "the toxic robot factory" and "the adventures of robot barnes based in north wales and the north west you`d be a fool not to watch these classic videos edited by vico !!
skateboarding forum based in the north west and north wales
January 06, 2007
Suggestion: new threads for (substantial) new links Lately, there have been a lot of good links that have been appearing in old threads on related topics, but I would like to suggest that more of them are put into their own threads. [more inside]
January 03, 2007
New Environmental Musicology Monkey News! Anyone who has studied music of the Renaissance will enjoy the delicious pun here.
December 20, 2006
December 14, 2006
December 13, 2006
Mel Gibson Apocalypto shooting The preparing and shooting story of Mel Gibson movie Apocalypto is not less interesting that film itself The film crew tirelessly searched for the places, capable to transfer a unique atmosphere of a tropical wood. They have traveled all over Mexico, Guatemala and Costa Rica, having faced thus with a number of difficulties: in particular, they have been struck - as few tropical woods were kept in America. ‘Finally we have found very beautiful site of a tropical wood’, - Gibson considers.
December 12, 2006
Mr. Monkey's World of Hats. "Which hat fits my mood today?" Mr. Monkey also received an Emu....who was immediately named Mr. Emu. [more inside]
December 08, 2006
Apocalypto - casting and language [more inside]
December 05, 2006
The Fourth Annual Day of the Ninja may very well cement the holiday in the public consciousness, much like its better-known cousin, Talk Like a Pirate Day. Started (by me, I readily admit) in 2003, this year it took an odd twist when the guy at Ask a Ninja made it the focus of a podcast and decided to release his new DVD on that day. [more inside]
December 04, 2006
December 02, 2006
Tunnel of Love, Russia style. (YouTube) via
The most EMOTIONAL TV moment of all TIME [more inside]
November 26, 2006
Chimpy has Checked Out - again. Dumbya, the idiot son of an asshole, has had a long history of failure & boneheaded mistakes - & his characteristic action after each is to simply.. walk away. Josh Marshall opines that Clusterfuck McAwol has "checked out of the stumbling national crisis we know as 'Iraq'". [more inside]
November 24, 2006
And I dare you disprove my claim.
November 21, 2006
someone is trying to tell you something.
they don't know you, and it doesn't matter. they say it anyway, writing on the city itself, because the message is important.
and so we're listening.
what's your city saying?
November 20, 2006
November 19, 2006
Where are my BIG TITS? - I used to have, it seems only a short while ago, a pair of huge big tits. I look in my collection of big tits right now and find one old flappy bap and a flaccid, dry, crinkly nipple that I certainly never downloaded. And I still can't think of something to post, yet I desire attention, immediately. Only Monkeyfucktitpussy can help. [more inside]
Subtle Crocheted Crafts (NSFW) I'm not sure which I found more amusing, the birth control cozy or the least subtle tampon case...
November 12, 2006
Whatever happened to Metafilter? [more inside]
November 08, 2006
Tonight on "The Decider": Rumsfeld Out! Yes senseless war fans, the latest episode of "The Decider" has our fearless POTUS announcing the resignation of Donny Rumsfeld, as Secretary of The Worst Managed War Ever, despite saying the opposite last week. [more inside]
November 04, 2006
Jump n Run game like Sonic This is a perfect Sonic the Hedgehog clone! But don't collect snacks because then you'll get fat...
Jump n Run game like Sonic This is a perfect Sonic the Hedgehog clone! But don't collect snacks because then you'll get fat...
October 27, 2006
Monkeys, monkeys, and more monkeys Just shootin' the breeze.
October 22, 2006
Garfield is the best comic strip ever ... once you remove all his dialogue. This is the conclusion of the forumites at the inimitable Truth and Beauty Bombs forums. I have to say -- they make a compelling case. I know I won't be reading Garfield the same way again. [more inside]
October 20, 2006
Curious George: 'Office' Politics Are there no sexual harassment concerns in Britain? [more inside]
October 09, 2006
Youtube analysis of David Bowie's teeth. And another sexy youtube link with one of his best early songs. [more inside]
October 05, 2006
Does this make you sleepy? For those among the monkeys that like to squee.
October 03, 2006
Funny Japanese-English Translations - Just to post something completely mindless after yesterday's marathon. Enjoy.
October 01, 2006
Is this girl masterbating because she loves her phone so much? (Totally SFW)
September 28, 2006
HP's PI was against identity theft ... in 1999.
In what may become the platinum-iridium metric standard for irony, Ron DeLia, the Massachusetts PI linked to HP's pretexting scandal wrote about the July 1999 issue of his newsletter (pdf, mirror) "when somebody gets your Social Security number, they have the key to your front door forever" and adds "Congress made identity theft a felony."
[more inside]
September 23, 2006
Animator V Animation. Flash animation thingy. via
September 21, 2006
Symbols, Icons, Arrows and Buttons for Free The article has thousands of symbols, buttons, arrows, icons and images you will ever want to use for your web-page.
September 18, 2006
First penis transplant comes unstuck A Chinese man who had the world's first penis transplant had the organ removed two weeks later because he and his wife had a "severe psychological problem" with his new penis.
September 15, 2006
September 13, 2006
September 11, 2006
The Ballad of Steve Malloy An interactive poem.
September 08, 2006
The Royalist There are some who doubt Prince William and Kate are even 'together', let alone in love. But now come a new set of pictures, taken at 3am this morning, showing the royal couple clearly adore each other.
September 05, 2006
How It Works...The Computer Thanks, dng!
August 21, 2006
The program that made tu come america
August 18, 2006
T E X T F I L E S D O T C O M
A wonderful thing happened in the 1980s: Life started to go online. And as the world continues this trend, everyone finding themselves drawn online should know what happened before, to see where it all really started to come together and to know what went on, before it's forgotten.
BBS culture archive in resplendent green-on-black. Sublime.
August 16, 2006
Chill out... get some shut-eye... relax. Actually, the site has lots of sleep/relaxation tools and info, but this page is my favourite. You can create your own music using nature sounds and vibraphone music.
August 15, 2006
I object!
Fans of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney will probably get a kick out of this.
Ted Stevens' famous Series of Tubes speech just so happens to be well fitting. Now go forth and "surprise your friends with irrefutable evidence" of your own!
August 11, 2006
Stop global warming; Become a pirate! My friend sent me this link a while ago and I haven't really looked at it until recently. It's really quite interesting. Especially the bit about pirates and global warming... [more inside]
August 09, 2006
Evil Monkey Clown
Evil Monkey Clown
Evil Monkey Clown
[more inside]
Is there such thing as a wine fetish?
August 08, 2006
Prize-Winning Prose This came to me in an email, so no link. Enjoy. [more inside]
July 29, 2006
'Life mirrors Art'
, because now the President of the United States is following the script for "American Dreamz" (Cast: Hugh Grant, host; Dennis Quaid, the President; and Willem Dafoe, as the fat, Machiavellian Chaney-like figure). Could the irony be intended? Is our folksy guy in Washington really needling us in a sophisticated way after all? Or is this PR grab just too silly not to be absurd?
July 20, 2006
http://fromisraeltolebanon.info/ http://fromisraeltolebanon.info/ [more inside]
http://fromisraeltolebanon.info/ http://fromisraeltolebanon.info/ [more inside]
July 17, 2006
Unphotographable: A text account of pictures missed.
out of latrobe
not really a link
just my anger of bud buying rolling rock and brewing it in new jeresy.
[more inside]
July 16, 2006
IRRITATING Warning: Irritation Ahead...... Warning: causes browser issues, some links are loud and contain profanity. [more inside]
July 11, 2006
To Clip? .. or not to clip, that is the question.
June 27, 2006
Thinkers Thingus
Just like for music but for books.
No upload involved, It will just search and add.
[more inside]
June 26, 2006
Comic-Covers.Com - over 11,000 high-quality comic book cover scans. I know about the whole self-linking thing, but I rarely post here, so what the hey. There really are over 11,000 comic book cover scans on the site, all free and without watermarks. I've just added an RSS feed if you want to be notified on updates. Thanks for the support.
June 23, 2006
RIP Harriet the Tortoise. 175 years young, she was around for Darwin, the World Wars, and The Crocodile Hunter. She passed away today quietly in her sleep.
June 19, 2006
You know who else your cat looks like? Hitler!
June 09, 2006
Don't hurt yourself: Something beautiful and cynical for your weekend.
June 08, 2006
"Can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do?" "On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: 'a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes.'" This guy is either crazy, a genius, or both--but either way, he's a monkey at heart!
June 04, 2006
The Emperor get bad news from Darth. A YouTube video link, trivial entertainment when set against the sweep of humanity's current problems but amusing nonethless. [more inside]
Toys for the resoundingly average child.
June 03, 2006
Skeletal Systems: A character study of 22 present and past cartoon characters.[Via]
June 02, 2006
Looney Manholes (Personholes for you Femmies) Maybe the streets of the US would be a tad more peaceful if we were subjected to more random, crazy artwork. Probably not.
May 31, 2006
Don't copy that floppy - or you may be rapped at badly for almost 10 minutes. [more inside]
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May 30, 2006
The Oozinator
, the new Super Soaker from Hasbro, is seriously wrong.
via
May 29, 2006
Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
May 25, 2006
Sinatra and the Boys do Lunch [more inside]
Happy Birthday Koko! [more inside]
May 24, 2006
Acne Acne [more inside]
May 19, 2006
Human, Chimp Ancestors May Have Mated
Early human ancestors and chimpanzee ancestors may have mated and produced offspring, according to a new DNA study.
via Mackerel
May 18, 2006
How world maps would look if weighted for population. Or death rates. Or tourism.
Fascinating, at least to me.
Will undoubtedly provide a springboard for socioeconomic discussion and the like. Go.
May 12, 2006
Dance Dance Evolution: A survey of popular dance from the 1950s to the present. WMV.
April 30, 2006
Colbert Lampoons Bush at White House Correspondents Dinner-- President Not Amused?
Comedy Central's faux talk show host Stephen Colbert takes off the gloves at the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner. via bandelier.net
Watch the video here:
April 29, 2006
World Famous *BOB*
April 24, 2006
Eternity Travel dot calm "We give the discerning, God(s)-fearing ancient Egyptian consumer the tools and information to plan for a safe, speedy, comfortable trip to the afterlife." [more inside]
Free Scoop Day at Ben & Jerry's - sorry for the 2nd post (not that it matters round here with the slack that's been going on lately) but this is mucho importante for American Primates & others blessed with franchises in their locality - Tuesday, April 25th is Free Ice Cream Day at Ben & Jerry's - & Monkeys loves ice creams. [more inside]
April 20, 2006
Man parlays paper-clip into house. Someone tell me about efficient markets again...gives new meaning to the term "online trading".
April 13, 2006
This Ad is so Wrong
(Via Metachat.)
Someone tell me it's a hoax, please.
April 10, 2006
Why is it always the low-level, disgruntled employees that are causing trouble?
April 05, 2006
I tend to try and avoid alarmist but I could not resist this Monkeys be aware Mostly in my day to day life I consider myself an informed shopper - I buy food freah and cook things from the ground up up rather than relying on premade sauces and recipe bases. [more inside]
April 01, 2006
porn night every other saturday at 11pm Is it wrong to enjoy adult videos with your hubby and girlfriend and have phone sex with your boy friend all in the same night...
March 31, 2006
Alternative to commerciial games. Gamehippo, Caiman, Noodan, Acid-Play and Planet Freeplay are just five sites that collectively contain thousands of completely free games (otherwise known as freeware). While they contain more than their fair share of duds - sort through the rubble and you just might find some completely original gems.
March 30, 2006
It's interesting to see a company blog about their branding process. Talk about total transparency!
MontRED's decision to blog about their logo design process is genius on several levels. Most importantly, the blog gives MontRED the ability to tell their customers point-blank the rationale behind the brand.
[more inside]
March 27, 2006
Mr.Howard, Mr. Fine, Mr. Howard, go to Washington
The gang of theives known as the “ Ohio Gang” weren’t all from Ohio like President Warren Harding. United States Attorney General Harry M. Daugherty was from Ohio, but Secretary of the Interior Albert B. Fall was from Kentucky, Secretary of the Navy Edwin Denby was from Michigan, and Veterans Bureau head Charles Forbes wasn’t from Ohio, but met Harding in Hawaii.
Ohio Gang or not they were all involved in one of the biggest scandals in American History - the Teapot Dome Scandal.
It’s a scandal with a bit of everything. Profit skimming, fat kickbacks, alcohol and drug running, fraud, bribery, suicide, running off to Europe with $200 million in public funds, Harding choked Forbes shouting: “You yellow rat! You double-crossing bastard! ”
This is the mother of American scandals, it even includes Harding’s death under mysterious circumstances.
(more inside)
March 24, 2006
20 Rules of Smart and Successful Web Development. You all know these lists, where they tell you what to do and - way more often - what not to do. But this one is a very good one. Easy to read and not difficult to adapt.
March 21, 2006
paavik stainless steel products utensils, household range, dog / cats bowl, etc. ceramic products coffee mugs, bowl, cups and saucer etc.
March 15, 2006
Humorous Molecules
Chemistry humour at it's best.
Making appearences are Cummingtonite, Moronic Acid, Fucitol, Fruticolone and Bastadin-5.
[more inside]
March 04, 2006
The Russian Folk Art has colorful lacquer miniatures, toys, ceramics, lace and enchanting fairy tales and legends. [more inside]
March 02, 2006
an epic tale
this is a servay plz answear the followin r u a fag do u like men
February 16, 2006
resistance.is.futile 'The Physarum polycephalum slime, which naturally shies away from light, controls the robot's movement so that it too keeps out of light and seeks out dark places in which to hide itself.' [more inside]
First person to figure this out
wins a prize.
Just not from me.
February 11, 2006
Let Freedom Ring! Dance with everyone's favorite Prophet! Or NOT, the choice is yours.
25 Best License-Free Quality Fonts , which are likely to be used rather for official, serious presentations (such as business sites) than a colourful teenager’s homepage. [more inside]
February 08, 2006
If you've never seen/played Samorost ...then you've really missed something cool, and absoulutely gorgeous. If you like it, then try Samorost 2, which is even better.
February 07, 2006
Crash Bonsai via Extreme Craft
INSIDE ART Under the covers .. Drawn and quartered?
February 04, 2006
Not really a game, but interesting anyhoo.
February 03, 2006
Bulgaria! Three Grand! Cock! I'm almost ashamed for posting this, but... [more inside]
February 01, 2006
Animated true tales from the life of Jerry.
Hey, it's a brand new It's Jerry Time episode!
http://www.itsjerrytime.com.
January 30, 2006
It is the year of the dog-the socially conscious one that is... New company dedicated to helping the world via your furry four-legged friend. Mentioned them once before, but after seeing them on the NBC news Friday, think they deserve another shout-out.
January 28, 2006
MindPixel Dead? If so I am sad.
January 27, 2006
WHERE'S THE HEAT? .. and Kalgoorlie pubs sell designer beer!
January 23, 2006
Bayeux Tapestry + YTTMND. If there was ever any doubt that ytmnd was a glimpse at the future of entertainment, that doubt is GONE. [more inside]
January 19, 2006
Car Stuck Girls
Because there are worse more boring fetishes, I guess. (sadly SFW)
via memepool
January 14, 2006
Curious George: Jolie/Pitt Posse count, please
Curious George: Considering that Angelina is a goodwill ambassador for the US, and that both she and Brad have agents, managers, publicists, security, stylists and general hangers-on, HOW MANY PEOPLE do they need to run their media machine?
And the bigger question - is this the new royalty labor force?
January 12, 2006
this is what happens when you don't know yer shit cuz i ain't no hola back girl [more inside]
January 10, 2006
A Million Little Lies?
The Smoking Gun is reporting that much of the detail making up much of the James Frey memoir A Million Little Pieces is embleshed or invented out of whole cloth.
[more inside]
is a restaurant need to eat? [more inside]
kitfisto is a penis head! Thou unmuzzled rough-hewn barnacle!
January 09, 2006
Mexico City From the Air. Fascinating photos of Mexico City taken from a helicopter. [via]
January 08, 2006
How hard is it to shoot off a lock like in the movies? AKA "Ain't retirement great!"
January 07, 2006
MeFi/MoFi/Mecha Meetup: Now with DaShiv! Three great tastes that taste great together. Be a part of the first inaugural Metafilter, Monkeyfilter and MetaChat meetup, featuring the talented DaShiv and his roving camera of joy. [more inside]
January 05, 2006
PLATO ANDARISTOTLE AND THEIR IDEAS The concept of justice as inequality was characteristic of the ancient sense of right in general and figured prominently in the writings of Plato and Aristo¬tle. The Stagira even went so far as to distinguish between rectificatory and distributive justice: the latter, .administered in accordance with deserts, merits, etc., is in fact nothing else than inequality. Both Plato and Aristotle have contributed a lot to the world of philosophy and world of politics. Plato has a special liking for politics. It is evident from his great work “The Republic”. In this work Plato signifies that the poets must be banished from the ideal republic. Because they are misguiding the young citizen of the state through their poetry, which is not about something real rather something vague.
Newsfilter: Ariel Sharon "critical" after suffering a brain haemorrhage Euronews reports "Massive Bleeding". Sharon was to go into heart surgurey today for a small "whole in his heart" All this after he recently suffered a stroke.
January 02, 2006
Ha Ha Ha you guys are screwed! [more inside]
December 31, 2005
Don't Click the "Asiatental" link.
Just FYI, the stupid "dental equipments" self-link below is riddled with spyware. Don't clicky.
Also, since this is my second post of the day, I propose we use this space to discuss good prostate health.
Asiatental
Title:Dental equipments
Text:Manfacturer & Exporter for all dental Equipments.
Keywords:Dental Chair, Dental, Dental air compressor
Telephone no:28381345/2838443
fax no:32451264
http://www.asiatental.net
[more inside]
December 25, 2005
December 20, 2005
Lastminute Auction
Get excited with Ebay! This site is like the bargain bin af a big thanksgiving sale.
But be warned, it is addictive!
Here is the gadget Guess what it is and you have a chance to win $15.
New Movie community Be one of the first ones to be part of this movie review community/
December 16, 2005
Too... much... cuteness! Having a grouchy day? Check out the cute. Just make sure you've got some coffee or salty foods to help cut the sweetness. (I mean this. The cute is overwhelming.) [more inside]
December 12, 2005
The Secret Rapture
My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
At: http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman/
eschatology,End Times,second coming,rapture,secret rapture,Second Resurrection,Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead,
End of days,Day of the Lord,Endtime,Judgment Day
December 01, 2005
All your base are ..
My new base of operations is confirmed. I shall be enjoying the amenities of Kalgoorlie, Western Australia by the end of January, with the occasional side excursion to Perth. work
Importing an Australian Pink & Grey Galah from outside of Australia has it's complications, and a great deal of humour; mostly from Australian Custom Officials who seem to have an endless supply of dry and/or bawdy quips appropriate to the occasion. All is now resolved and Tallulah will be in quarantine in Western A. for 8 weeks.
I have established a personal 'internet' access (rather than work allocated) with an ISP in Western Australia. (Priorities .. heh!) Other than that necessity, and of course accomodation, all else is in flux.
[more inside]
November 30, 2005
November 29, 2005
Those South Africans are certainly pragmatic
November 27, 2005
PocketMod - disposable organizers Design your own 8-page mini organizer (prints onto one side of normal printer paper) from templates including any combination of ruled lines, grids, todo lists, calendars, shopping lists and more, print, fold (instructions on site) and enjoy your own custom made notebook, organizer, or useful-paper-thingy. [more inside]
My lap tops got a virus, did it catch it from one of you? Jesus murphy, machines that get sick, as if I need an excuse not to go to work. thank you Bill beeping gates, buy yourself another viper on my bill, and see if you can fix my beeping toaster you rich s.o.b. On top of that my virus programmes says that it found a trojan. Anyone lose a condom? How do fix this thing, Mcafee keeps popping up every few seconds witha new message. I keep telling the Scot to shut up and go about his bussiness, but he won't listen. Whats a monkey to do? Next time I'm buying apple, no wonder why the yanks sold Ibm to the Chinese. Why the only thing this beeping over priced, beeping glorified radio clock has helped me do is waste time, money, sleep, probably added to my carpal tunnel syndrym. I can't even restore it because it's memorys as bad as it's work ethic. I feel better now, cna't say the same for the computer.
Baby Got Back Bible Parody -so weird. So very odd. NSFW for language. (Warning, embedded video.)
Say-So is a website that allows you to set up surveys to find out just what people think. [more inside]
November 11, 2005
Senator Rick Santorum's Generous Contribution to the English Language This is "Santorum"
November 09, 2005
November 01, 2005
I love egg!
(flash animation). My most sincere apologies.
October 31, 2005
The MegaPenny Project. I was crushed by a million pennies once. It was painful. I do not recommend it.
October 29, 2005
Where art meets science. The 2005 Novartis and The Daily Telegraph Visions of Science Photographic Awards, supported by the Science Photo Library, produced some colorful and eclectic art-meets-science winners this year. Contest entries came from professors, doctors, researchers, scanning electron microscopists, artists, photographers and students. [more inside]
October 26, 2005
happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too!
[more inside]
October 24, 2005
Prussian Blue: The Mary Kate and Ashley Olson of white supremacy Wow. The mind boggles.
October 19, 2005
Bush-bashing Flash fun! A little Flash animation of our fearless POTUS getting bashed by bubbles. [more inside]
October 13, 2005
chimpdate oct 2005
october 2005 all the fridays are 7-14-21-28.
is this rare number wise? or am I just scratching my banana?
October 12, 2005
Curious George: Help me steal music! I am putting together a soundtrack for a small coffee shop an it's gotta be BeBop. I am looking for out of print, obscure, and rare recordings to put on the playlist. Do any monkeys out there have any audio blog links that could help me out?
October 11, 2005
"Ninja" by 7 Seconds of Love - animation by Joel Veitch of rathergood.com. Requires FLASH. Has nice bass. [more inside]
October 09, 2005
Curious George: Half Birthdays
I've known about half birthdays for a long time now, but every time I mention them, someone seems to need to be informed. What I was wondering is how many people actually know about half birthdays, and for those of you who don't know, how many of you can figure it out.
Here's a clue: My birthday is April 7th and my half birthday is October 7th.
It's not that hard to figure out.
Also, when are your half birthdays?
October 03, 2005
Four Word Film Review If you like your reviews short and sweet, this is the place.
September 29, 2005
Eating Monkeys and the winner is,,,
September 22, 2005
Reader2 Find new books to read, put your reading list online - this is site's motto. [more inside]
September 18, 2005
Exit Mundi! Fifty ways to leave your planet. [more inside]
September 14, 2005
Aspiring Space Monkeys take notice! You can now purchase your very own pair of space monkey pants on ebay. (Note- Pants have been previously worn by Soviet Space Monkeys.) [more inside]
September 13, 2005
September 10, 2005
Hey Kidz! FEMA's got games just for you!
September 09, 2005
Friday Comic Relief . So You Hate our 80's music eh? You tried to stop us: You stole our drum kit, You stole our pants. But don't you know we are UNSTOPPABLE?!!!! DoN't YOU KNoW we ARE HURRA TORPEDO!!!!
September 07, 2005
Deee-Leted! Hey, mecurious! How about this one? [more inside]
Deleted thread production on MoFi is seriously down this month. Deleted threads (to which one can still post) often contain some of the most amusing conversations EVAR. So where are they lately? Any explanations for this phenomenon? What can be done to "correct" it? By the way, what was YOUR favorite deleted thread?
August 31, 2005
I Used to Believe.
A collection of childhood misconceptions.
Heh. Stupid kids...
August 29, 2005
Google and Amazon has formed an alliance to take over the world. At least according to this video - Epic 2015. It's a cool flash video about how Microsoft and New York times are defeated in the year 2015.
Really free search engine submission.
It's refreshing to finally find a really free and full-featured search engine submission service.
The rest mostly had "crippleware" and asks you to pay a fee for submissions to more search engines.
I particularly like the http://www.freesubmit.org/home.htm which is a real time-saver for a full time domainer like myself.
August 26, 2005
Dr. Macro's High Quality Movie Scans
dishes up high quality scans of famous screen stars and their movies, mostly from the 1940's and earlier. For those of you who may be old movie buffs - such as myself.
) to Koko for putting me in the proper mood!
[more inside]
The Art and World of Luis Quintanilla. This retrospective web gallery features selections from the life’s work of the Spanish artist, Luis Quintanilla. (1893-1978) [more inside]
August 24, 2005
Turkmenbashi!! At last a Turkmeni law we can all get behind: no lip-synching!
August 18, 2005
Jokes & Ghost Stories Adult jokes, blonde jokes, computer jokes, general jokes, management jokes, funny pictures and true ghost stories.
Windows Vista Wallpapers Large collection of Microsoft Windows Vista wallpapers and Vista icons. No adware, no spyware.
August 16, 2005
Star War! Man picks up pirated DVD of Episode III in Bankok. Man discovers that captions are included... captions that are a direct English translation of the Chinese interpretation of the script. I will say no more.
August 07, 2005
The last 50 images posted to livejournal (NSFW) Displays last 50 images posted to livejournal, and refreshes every 60 seconds. Highly addictive, potentially NSFW, and a huge time waster. Images refresh every 60 seconds and most are either sick, sexy or hilariously out of context.
July 31, 2005
Colored Smoke Art. by Graham Jeffery. A short description of the method he uses. And another smoke artist, Mark Primavera.
July 29, 2005
Beans, beans, the musical fruit. At least they are in this DIY instrument. Best appreciated in a work environment with volume to the max.
July 25, 2005
The Family Guy Movie - Stewie: The Untold Story
won't be out til September 27th, on DVD.
But you can watch it in a few hours, if you have BitTorrent. :)
TorrentSpy link.
The Pirate Bay tracker link.
I would go with TPB because the first one might get taken down. :)
Gentlemen, start your engines.
July 18, 2005
As you are aware, catching birds is our highest priority. Monday Flash fun - two cats discover flight to pursue their interest in ornithology. The instructions made me laugh.
July 15, 2005
Musical Beans on a grid with insturments... Friday flash fun. Warning, the whole point is to make musical noise. Kinda like the old pipe game where you had to guide water around a grid with pipes you can move and turn, but with pipes, musical colored beans, and instruments instead.
Curious, But Not For Long
Monkey-Bashi, Ma'am:
One of the things they teach you in Tech Writing School is that as soon as you tell a user how to get into the application, it's manners to tell the user how to get out of the application.
So, where in the so numerous and far-flung MonkeyFilter instructions do you explain how to unsubscribe from MinkeyFilter?
And while you are poking about in there, you might have a go at reading your own instructions. It seems you haven't visited them for awhile.
Don't mention it, Augh and smallishbear. Glad to oblige you.
July 14, 2005
Apparently Karl Rove talked to more than just Time and New York Times reporters
July 13, 2005
July 12, 2005
Seriously Curious (or Curiously Serious) Where does one post recipes and such if one can't self-link? The raw material is in season, and now's the time to make it if you're going to.
July 03, 2005
MILF — "longest and bloodiest in the entire history of mankind", OH MY GOD!!!!
Behold! A beaver! A real, honest-to-god beaver shot. Apropos of whatever you think it is apropos of.
The tattoed lady with some scarification. Not safe for work.
July 02, 2005
Curious, George. My fiancee needs a g-mail invite. [more inside]
June 29, 2005
Curiously Delicious Well, the curiously non-explosive Hummus Molé (Olé) has had several days in the refrigerator to get to know itself, and I'm sitting here eating it on corn tortillas, and it's curiously remarkable, if I do say so myself! It has developed a lovely, rich molé flavor (chocolate and hot peppers, for those who aren't into these things--do you eat molé Down Under?). You can find the link to the recipe in my earlier post, "Oh, East is East...", from June 23, 2005, but it's a self link, so look fast while Our Fearless Leader is otherwise occupied. [more inside]
June 25, 2005
Face Age Morph
Couple Morph--> (NSFW)
June 23, 2005
Oh, East is East... and West is West, and never the twain shall meet, till you come up on the end of the month and there's nothing but beans in the pantry. This one is sort of Chinese-Indian-Mexican, and it's a little bit hot and very good over basmati rice. Surprisingly, it's a good party dish. [more inside]
June 20, 2005
He's more chemical than vegetable now.
One of the better Star Wars parodies floating around, slicky produced (oh, I'm so sorry for that).
June 19, 2005
Grateful George: Thank You! A big thanks to all you Monkeys who helped me a few weeks ago with a cat problem. [more inside]
June 18, 2005
Best of the Web What is it about that site that keeps us going away?
June 16, 2005
Check out the Scaminator 3000
Visit www.tuesdayswithmantu.com . Scroll to extras page. Launch the Scaminator 3000.
I'm Mike Rotcherz.
June 08, 2005
Brides-to-be wrestle for $50K in a giant cake in Times Square. As a promotion for their show "Bridezillas", the WE network sponsored this stunt. Video clips and photos at the link. [more inside]
June 03, 2005
Angie
This is sad. These cats are really going crazy. I mean crazy. These cats re fuckin nuts. THey just exploded. It is on-going! THey are wailing. I gotta go...!
May 27, 2005
Got that Friday feeling? See time ticking away for the weekend! A great clock from our friends in Japan. Kinda mesmerising.... [more inside]
May 25, 2005
Monkeys + Music = Funkdub..
Monkeys, Simians, Breakbeat, Funk, Hip Hop, Dub, Reggae, Electro, Soul, Drum n Bass, Rock n Roll, Squelchy Rhythms, Bumpin' Rhymes, Breaks & Cuts...
Funkdub is for people who know pretty much everyone would love good music, if only they realised it.
Funkdub is about bringing together the many many strands of fine rhythms, which are thriving in the underground, and make the world's sonic experiences infinitely better.
Funkdub is for all the people who love good music, who listen to music with their minds open.
Above all, Funkdub aims to be a collaborative project, so the more involved people are the better it'll get…
Oh did I mention we're fans of all simians...
[more inside]
Internet drives San Diego man to murder
Animal Reviews: The Cat
- final score: 7.6/10.
+ Comes in a range of exciting colours
+ Chases torches
+ Kneads your lap
+ Ferocious killer of other animals
+ Pirate friendly
[more inside]
May 24, 2005
"It's Dot Com!" Quidnuc hadn't heard of this, and I was shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you. So bear with me, those who know, and let's wave an old flag for someone who might not have seen it.
Wreck Stuff. Wreck It Good.
Find a website and make wasps sting it. Or dinosaurs
squish it. Do your worst.
Phil Spector & Hair Bear [more inside]
May 23, 2005
Bush-Hitler Comparison Unjust Via exile.ru.
May 21, 2005
May 19, 2005
Storewars! Don't be seduced by the dark side of the farm! [flash]
OMG STAR WARS DISCUSS!!1one11eleven
Who will be Next? I've been a street prostitute in Edmonton for ten years, first as a boy and later on as a tranny. I've been off the streets since December. It seems that every couple of weeks a new body of yet another murdered prostitute is found in a farmers field just outside the city. I've been deeply affected by the murder of a young woman just over a month ago. [more inside]
May 18, 2005
"Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers" Need I say more? High-lariously embarrasing. Maybe she should have read the "Passion Pants" warning label. Crazy Brits.
Sony´s new PS3 Sony is to launch PlayStation 3 (PS3), its next-generation, high-performance household computer game console, next spring, company officials said today. [more inside]
May 16, 2005
History of glue... Not that I am "Krazy" about glue, but our company will be part of the History Channel this Wed 5/18 10:00pm PST. [more inside]
May 13, 2005
Where Is Dave Chappelle?
“We don't know where he is. We’ve heard about South Africa. We don't know. We haven't talked to Dave."
Last week Dave Chappelle, famous for Robin Hood - Men In Tights, disappeared. The third season of his show is postponed indefinately.
[more inside]
Friday Flash Fun Island Mini-Golf, yet another flash miniature golf game
April 30, 2005
Heavy Trash
is an anonymous guerilla group of architects, artists, and urban planners who aren’t impressed with the increasing prevalence of gated communities.
They’ve erected ‘viewing platforms’/‘mock guard towers’ outside three L.A. communities in somewhat mute protest. Some people feel that gated communities are no different than having a doorman in an apartment building. Others feel it fragments societies and increases social tensions and is a product of aggressive real estate hype. It affects many countries and was the main subject of an international conference recently.
hi, are you looking for insurance advice ? i find these insurance advice valuable. [more inside]
April 29, 2005
Extinction isn't forever if you're not actually extinct. After sporadic but unproven claims, we've finally gotten a confirmed sighting (including a very short video) proving that the ivory-billed woodpecker, thought to be extinct for about 60 years, is alive and well in Arkansas. [more inside]
April 28, 2005
Christmas Lights Webcam Hoaxer to do it for real in 2005 (?) Remember the christmas lights webcam where bazillions of people (and mass media) thought (!) they were viewing and turning thousands of christmas lights on & off ... but it turned out to be a fun little hoax? Well Virginia, not only is there a Santa Claus, but Internet sufers may very well be able to play with the Christmas lights in 2005 ... for real!
April 25, 2005
Gary Busey and George Bush have a surreal conversation. These are actual audio clips, rearranged for humor.
April 23, 2005
Romance novels that would be fun to read.
Weebl does Breezers.
Weebl, the folks behind Magical Trevor (who Everyone loves), Kenya and the Badgers have put their talents to work for corporate America, specifically Halls Fruit Breezers with a quirky flash movie featuring DJ Ham. I'm not sure if this is considered the new new thing or a return to the jingles of the 70s.
You would have thought that - after Trevor - Heinz Baked Beans would have jumped on this bandwagon.....
April 21, 2005
www.roadiejobs.com is a site where roadies post profiles and find roadie gigs.
Download the Columbine Massacre RPG!!1 one. It's 23mB and virus free, in the manner of RPGs of old like Chrono Trigger or Final Fantasy, but instead of sand monsters and magic spells, cafeteria tables and crying teenagers. [more inside]
April 20, 2005
The incredible Quarter Shrinker! Lots of interesting tangential links, including Excessively Dangerous Thing. Don't even think about it and some beautiful artwork. And hey, who couldn't use smaller change?
April 19, 2005
mofi link to mefi link to mofi post - In the interest of creating a possible endless cycle of reciprocal links which will, hopefully, result in a time-space warp of some sort... I thought I would create a mofi link to a mefi post about a mofi post.... Now...if we can just get someone at mefi to link to this post....
April 18, 2005
Police want to hire a monkey and the monkey will join the SWAT team. IQ said to be double that of the combined team members.
April 16, 2005
America We Stand as One ...Words fail me...
April 15, 2005
Mind is blown! "Strap-On" backwards is "No-Parts"! Doesn't that just blow your mind???
April 14, 2005
Ten Things I Like About Porn
Not Safe For Work, kids.
A hilarious/serious weblog that looks at, well, odd porn and effluvia.
The reason why I like it? I think his comics are genius. They're like scatalogical Daniel Clowes, (sometimes bordering on Bagge).
But yeah, there's pretty open actual porn there, so, um, don't click it if you don't want to see women, you know, with the things in their things.
April 13, 2005
Eco-Porn Instead of people fucking up the forests, FuckForForest.com [NSFW] shows happy nature lovers fucking to save the forests.
Henry Earl aka James Brown of Lexington, Kentucky. 900+ arrests and counting. At time of writing he is currently detained. Needs a firefox status extension. [more inside]
April 12, 2005
Google accounts? Logging in to gmail you'll notice a Google Accounts title across the top of the sign in. As google grows and grows they’ve finally decided that they need a system wide login similar to what yahoo’s log in does. This will hopfully alow google to integrate their services even more. This is all part of google’s march towards a My Google service.
April 11, 2005
BEST. 404 URL NOT FOUND. EVER. Found this surfing through old threads . Made me waste five minutes.
Curious Monkey: Kill Your Television I 'cut the cord' three years back. I've been wildly happy ever since. Take the red pill. Leave the Matrix. Neo becons to you.
April 07, 2005
A pretty funny site dedicated to Rick James...Beeotch!!! An...interesting tribute to Rick James, Beeotch!!!
April 06, 2005
April 03, 2005
Who will be the next Pope wanna be?
I've been digging around the internet looking for joke candidates who want to be the next Pope. (there's a job you couldn't pay me enough to have... Oh, right, no money, just absolute power.)
So far I've found Chuck (running for “Pope of the World”), Zeke (the “transparent emperor” of “Zekeland”), Avery Ant and Dennis For Pope.
Anyone know of any other contenders?
April 01, 2005
April Fool? You Merkin Monkeys can just hope:
With recruitment lagging and no end in sight for U.S. forces in Iraq, the ''breaking point'' for the nation's all-volunteer military will be mid-2006, said Lawrence Korb, a draft opponent and assistant defense secretary in the Reagan administration, and Phillip Carter, a former Army captain and an advocate of conscription.(Try "crapola@crapola1.com"/ "crapola1" for login/ password.)
101 things to do with a dead Pope
I can't wait to see him lyin' there on his catafalque. It gives me the horn. List your favorite uses for a dead Pope. I personally think it's been so long since we've had a dead Pope that we should get two in a row, like in 1978.
[more inside]
emo emoticon! Look I made an emoticon for the emo movement. With a shock of stupid hair at an angle. Discuss!
March 31, 2005
Monkey pay-per-view When given the choice, thirsty monkeys will choose to look at images of the dominant members of their pack rather than taking a drink of their favorite beverage, cherry juice. Apparently this justifies Paris Hilton's celebrity. In other news, male monkeys are willing to pay lots of juice to see female monkey butts.
March 28, 2005
Is it just me,or is aol ripping people off,Ive been using aol-broadband-dsl,for over ayear,often theres no
activity on my modem which leads me to belive Im back on dial up,slooooow,I also have comcast,cable on a
older pc but still usally faster,any feedback?
March 14, 2005
My Designer iBook... I'm so L.A....
March 10, 2005
Revenge is a dish best served with... Following along with the body fluids theme today... (sorry)... a kid took revenge against a classmate who had the audacity to put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich. His revenge? Make the offender a batch of special brownies (no, not that kind of special) iced with, er, his own, er, special, er, sauce. Somewhere, Betty Crocker is crying.
March 08, 2005
A present to all, happy International womans day
In the spirit of International Woman’s day I have a gift for the Monkeys. I received it from the Oricle, she likes me for some reason. Anyone see the movie National Treasure? Well, it’s reality. Here are the first clues….
[more inside]
Are you my daddy? T-shirt Hell has a lovely section of horrid t-shirts to inflict on the fashion-challenged baby, including "Make poopy, not war," "My IQ is higher than the president's," and "Broken Condom." And I was pissed at my parents for making me wear an "Enfant Terrible" shirt...
Bush Needs More Sheep Bah ! Bah !
March 03, 2005
How to destroy the Earth.
For those of you who can't wait.
I place my bets on this. Even if they say it isn't probable.
March 01, 2005
Rock and Roll Hall of Douchebags A wonderful collection of Lame and Funny Band promotional Photos.
The smile that says where you’re from A study has established that the Americans and the British have different smiles. [more inside]
February 24, 2005
American Marine Killed in Iraq [more inside]
Edgar Governo, Historian of Things That Never Were A collection of links to hundreds of timelines for fictional worlds (TV shows, movies, books, and comics both popular and obscure). Very comprehensive.
Take a look at mulla chicks VSFW (very safe for work). Satisfaction guaranteed. [more inside]
February 23, 2005
i want to take a magic marker to the sky and color it blue again.
February 22, 2005
Ape-related comic book covers Shamelessly kiped from MeFi for your amusement.
February 16, 2005
In what year was your first name most popular? What percentage of people had it? I just killed an hour playing with this thing.
Care to try your hand at a caption for this picture? As part of our occasional feature "Captioning Mirth and Jocularity", we bring you this gem. Or perhaps a caption would be superfluous.
February 15, 2005
acid trip Gumby cartoons ---made by the art collective PaperRad in Providence, RI.
Gregory Jacobsen NIGHTMARE FUNTIME ART!
Bosch crossed with dripping cotton candy served on a radiantly broiled hank.
odd paintings!
Free classified site: Upload VIDEO, pictures, music and sound in your ads FREE
I found this great site. See many classified ads and you can Post your own ads FREE.
Upload, VIDEO ,pictures ,music and sound in your ads FREE
February 12, 2005
Brown Bunny Sex Scene Quictime video. NSFW
February 11, 2005
Valentine's Day Sucks!
Ah Valentine's Day! Otherwise known as "The End of The World Day" if you're single. This ghastly Hallmark Holiday is named after a martyred Roman who was beaten to death for not renouncing his Christianity. What a glorious history!
Fortunately we've found a more palpable figurehead in a fat naked baby with a crossbow...
February 07, 2005
Monkeys pay for sex
I was so astonished by this article. It suddenly enlightened me to a magnitude of human behaviour, including my own.
*blushes*
Soldiers This is what American fighters are really like. Spare me all the chest thumping they carry on with. The reality is that they stand around thinking they are playing a video game until somebody gets hurt. And then they go home crying like babies. [more inside]
February 06, 2005
Prince Harry Speaks "Since all of that fuss regarding my wearing a swastika armband at a recent costume affair, I�ve decided to keep this sensitivity journal, charting my increasing awareness of the feelings of others, especially those of different races, religions, and smells."
January 29, 2005
Man peed way out of avalanche. "It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt." That's awfully articulate for someone who just drank 30 liters of beer.
January 06, 2005
January 04, 2005
"How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands?"
QT, NSFW.
The consensus is somewhere between fifty cents and a trillion bucks.
"A child I could see myself doing more than the puppy..."
[more inside]
December 23, 2004
Pulp Xmas
- Ok, I'm probly gonna blow it here, but, fuck, I thought this was funny. Stole it from Boing Boing, which I hate usually because it is an assholish wankety shit-suck-me blog of ego heads with zero talent, but I still thought it funny aside from the poorly dubbed soundtrack. A mash up of Rankin-Bass Rudolf shit avec Pulp Fiction.
It requires Quicktime y'all
[more inside]
December 22, 2004
Bush Monkey Picture Too good not to post. [more inside]
December 15, 2004
MALIGNANT NARCISSISM "I can say with full confidence that what I have seen driving and controlling the actions and agenda of the Left Elite in all those venues - culturally, politically, and socially - is malignant narcissism. Issues are used and people exploited for the sake of power. Malignant narcissism is the god of the Left Elite." - Tammy Bruce, in "The Death of Right and Wrong; Exposing the Left's Assault on Our Culture and Values" [more inside]
SCIENCE IN THE BIBLE
Science of the Bible
By
JonathanQuick
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
The Holy Bible was written more than 2000 years ago. It was only in 1927 that George LeMaitre proposed the “Big Bang” – in other words, the creation of the universe. Prior to LeMaitre’s radical proposal, science assumed that the universe was eternal, that it had always been as we see it today. In 1929, Fred Hubble discovered the Red Shift. This phenomenon shows that some galaxies are moving away from us at greater speeds than others, and that such velocities are proportional to their distance.
[more inside]
December 12, 2004
Be sure to vote! Our ol' Monkeyfilter is on the ballot in the category for Best Online Community. Get your vote in... the polls close on Sunday, December 12!
December 05, 2004
Dubya: The Movie Things around Mayberry were never the same once one of their own was elected President.
December 03, 2004
Nothing to do With Monday, and Probably a Double Post Monkey MP3 But hey, I'm enjoying this tune so much, I just had to share. We're talkin' sex on the streets from coast to coast.
December 02, 2004
Finally.. OK Canucks... Start Christmas Shoppin.. [more inside]
Goodbye.
I've decided that I am done with monkeyfilter. It has become to dificult to maintain, between my pregnancy and the bickering and snarkiness. All I tried to do was create a place where people could come, get good links, and have good conversation. But apparently that's not what you want. So at 5:00 AM UTC I'm shutting down monkeyfilter indefinitely.
posted by tracicle at 1:33 UTC - 12 comments
Every Second Counts..
November 30, 2004
Fight! Fight! Fight!
An Ask Metafilter thread that no one is following anymore (except for a few of us hopeful technopop fans) has turned into an underground steel cage match between Toxic and Mean.
(Sorry to Mefi-watch, but it's pretty funny. Especially since we all know the two main characters. And they think they're alone in the arena. Shh!)
Available from Target's Drug Store
Last time it was "anal massage" (MoFi, 11/20/04). Today, it's marijuana! $25.25 for an unspecified quantity.
Better check this out quickly. It could be gone tomorrow.
FYI, the "anal massage" link to Target is now broken.
It looks like someone is in the business of hacking Target.
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November 28, 2004
Counting Words. What's the most popular word in the English langauge? A flash project.
November 22, 2004
The harmony of horses. This may be old but I found it amusing. flash.
November 19, 2004
Don't click the link below NSFW, shock site. Bad bad images, loud audio, buggers your browser.
Corey Feldman is back! And he's bigger than ever!
November 18, 2004
Image of Virgin Mary on old toast fetching thousands of hits on ebay The end of civilization is surely upon us. [more inside]
November 16, 2004
He should have used a BAYONET instead of wasting a bullet!!! [more inside]
November 11, 2004
raed in the midde
I called my family to see what was happening there. One of our friends living in Abu-Ghreib told us about how a US helicopters attacked their entire neighbourhood after a US patrol was attacked from that area. He said that they have holes in the ceilings of their house because of the random attack. This collective punishment is very close to how the israeli forces treat Palestinians, trying to put pressure on the civilians not to accept any fighter in their street. As if it was the civilians� duty to go after fighters and stop them.
My family said that many districts in the west of Baghdad are blocked, the streets leading to the areas near the airport (Al-Jihad, Al-Amryya, Al-Ghazalyya, Al-khadraa, and others) are closed due to street fighting. The airport highway is closed too. They said that the sound of explosions and bullets is continuous. My uncle lives in Ad-Dora in southern Baghdad, and they are having similar street clashes there too.
Yassir Arafat is Still Dead!!! The news coverage of Arafat's impending death brought to mind an old Saturday Nite Live Bit. Am I the only who was reminded that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!!. Looks like I was not Alone.
November 10, 2004
Apologize for the election in pictures hopefully my second post ever isnt another double post. :-(
November 08, 2004
coke get's rid of pests Well, at least the pesticides in Coke and Pepsi are good for something. What pests would you use these fizzy drinks to get rid of?
"...no no, bad management is not the reason why airlines are going broke, the reason is fat people"
yeah, they've actually said it...and this time, apparently, they have scientific "proof" to back their claims.
UGH! *%^$%^%%$#@#!! a-holes! honestly, what's next?
Dear passengers, this plane is a "haute couture" only environment
November 04, 2004
Faith-based Zoology. A man was attacked and injured after jumping into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to convert the lions to Christianity.
November 03, 2004
Blood-Sucking Monkeys At Temple Attack Hundreds Of Kids
In Lieu of the fact that all monkeys are so pissed off right now, I've decided to create the"
"BERATE THE BUSH SUPPORTER"
board
Here, all Monkeys of the world (including you Euros and others) may feel free to tell Bush Supporters the idiocy of their ways in your most clever, rhetoric, sarcastic, sadistic and even lovely one liners (note that you may use as many lines as you require)...
Happy Hunting!!!
November 01, 2004
eminem promotes gansta voting In other news, there's been a surge in the sale of black hoodies as younun's prepare to vote or face the wrath of P. Diddy and Hillary Clinton.
October 29, 2004
2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes Some of them good.Friday fun.
October 27, 2004
Dwarf hominid lived in Indonesia just 18,000 years ago. A new human-like species - a dwarfed relative who lived just 18,000 years ago in the company of pygmy elephants and giant lizards - has been discovered in Indonesia. [more inside]
October 26, 2004
John Peel now playing that Great Gig in the Sky Sadly, long-time DJ John Peel passed on earlier today during a vacation in Peru. The Peel Sessions on BBC's Radio 1 were a great influence on musicians and were how a wide and tasty variety of influential music was introduced to the masses. He will be missed.
October 25, 2004
Electrifying sex!!!
'nuff said?
Maybe NSFW
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October 24, 2004
Staplerfahrer Klaus- Der Erste Arbeitstag That's "Forklift Driver Klaus- The First Workday" to you, bub. I know it won't make any sense for at least a minute, but it really does work out the humor secretions after that.
October 22, 2004
Vote and get Screwed (in a GOOD way!)
Political Sim fun
I'm a big fan of the Sims series and was overwhelmed with amusement at this fantastic group of neighbors - enjoy!
October 06, 2004
Carl Lewis: Oh dear.
We all have moments of poor judgement in our life; why highlight yours on your website?
October 04, 2004
Turkmenbashi is a Garlic-Eating Space Monkey with a Battle Rating of 7.9.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey. [via littlefluffy]
October 01, 2004
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil...etc. Test your mental fortitude with these Riddles of varying degrees of difficulty. [more inside]
If Florida even thinks about going Bush this election, be prepared for some Divine Retribution.
Google? Anyone having difficulty accessing Google?
September 30, 2004
September 27, 2004
Hand shadows of an elephant, a goat, a camel, an old man, a boy, and others. [more inside]
September 25, 2004
"There's nothing like New York cab ride" Presenting MC Yuri [QT]
September 24, 2004
God wants you to vote for Kerry. The path of the Florida tornadoes and the democratic/republican counties in Florida. Is there a connection?
September 22, 2004
Children's TV with a heavy dose of adult innuendo. A hilarious video clip (and script) from a retro kids' TV show, Rainbow. I haven't stopped giggling yet.
Sexy Candy Wrappers?
Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex. (via ananova)
September 21, 2004
Type in your birth date. Instant result.
September 16, 2004
Self-sustaining killer robot creates a stink. This should be especially ominous to monkeys, as these robots would nulify our greatest defense, namely the throwing of feces. We're doomed!
September 15, 2004
Toogle: Google Image Search in text form. [more inside]
September 12, 2004
Write A Caption For This Picture
September 09, 2004
Dokaka is a Japanese artist who does all-vocal covers of songs like "Smells Like Teen Spirit" among others. Using only his mouth, he re-creates each song bit by bit. Impressive if not a bit bizarre.
Whoa! Crazy sound experiments. Flash.
September 07, 2004
Batman is dead, Superman and Wonderwoman turn to the dark side, Commissioner Gordon is a sell out
and Gotham has gone to shait...only one man wants to know why, Dick Grayson (a.k.a Robin). Find out what happens in this indie film that's not quite a film, but a preview of a Movie that may never exist.
Cool! (greetings from Warrior)
September 05, 2004
Calculate your lifespan in minutes. Your life right down to the decimal. Takes only a few minutes to finish and gives a fairly accurate prediction of your health.
Speaking of apiarian shenanigans, here's a brief guide to other animal adjectives. Here's a list of the words for animal gatherings (a chain of bobolinks?).
September 04, 2004
Beastly Garden of Wordy Delights Contains plurals, collective nouns, sounds, gender designations and offspring names for various animal species. Interesting resource.
September 03, 2004
Lets play a game of Spot the Humping Dogs
Will Ferrell: A Message from White House West Fantastic parody featuring Will Ferrell as George W. Bush.. In Quicktime and Win Media formats
September 02, 2004
Where are Nostril's Socks? And what about teh 'tools's pants?
Curious George: Where are my socks pants?
Have you seen them? Nostril?
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Curious George: Where Are My Socks? I used to have, it seems only a short while ago, many pairs of socks. I look in my sock drawer now and find one old navy sock and a white gym sock that doesn't even belong to me. And my lucky pair of green socks are missing. Where are they? Only Monkeyfilter can help. [more inside]
August 30, 2004
You have bad taste in music! Who says soapbox oratory is dead? Hooray for this guy! His appearance at Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake is classic. He even tries to reason with fans of Linkin Park. (QuickTime) [more inside]
HomePage for Opines by FaceMan� of FaceManProductons� [more inside]
August 27, 2004
German TV Commercial for new Coffee energy drink.. TOO FUNNY
August 26, 2004
Hot Sauce for kids? Lisa Whelchel, who played Blair on the popular 1980s TV series Facts of Life, is an advocate and practitioner of "hot saucing." Whelchel, the author of Creative Correction: Extraordinary Ideas for Everyday Discipline, says the practice worked for her children when other disciplinary actions did not. [more inside]
August 25, 2004
MetaFilter's down again. [more inside]
August 24, 2004
Monkey portraiture. Seems appropriate.
August 23, 2004
Jazzstep, techstep, darkstep...all explained here . Ishkur says that his Guide to Electronic Music "could be used as a credited resource or a musical primer" but quickly goes on to say that it's not recommended as he "made most of it up!" [more inside]
August 21, 2004
Tracking the way we use language WordCount (TM) is an artistic experiment in the way we use language. It presents the 86,800 most frequently used English words, ranked in order of commonality. Each word is scaled to reflect its frequency relative to the words that precede and follow it, giving a visual barometer of relevance. [more inside]
Monkeys monkey monkey monkey monkey
August 20, 2004
Fahrenheit 9/11 with a twist of Happiness? If you have ever questioned what makes people happy, then you are not alone. Four filmmakers also wondered this and have actually made a documentary film out of it. What they did was travel all over the US to ask random people questions about happiness. The movie clips at the website look great. The trailer should be up soon. The film is called One Happy Movie (www.onehappymovie.com) and is supposed to be out Friday, September 10th. Happiness on the weekend of the anniversary of September 11th� we�ll see.
August 19, 2004
Pentagon to provide free breast augmentation for female military personnel. Amidst understandable outcry against such policy being a poor way to spend those precious tax dollars. [more inside]
August 17, 2004
Monkey Picked Tea!
Details
* Rare Wild Chinese Tea
* Picked by trained monkeys
* No, really
* Delicate, light flavour
* Net Wt. 25g
[via J-walk blog]
August 13, 2004
Tell me what to like, O' djinni! The eternal dilemma: finding new music you'll like without having to listen to scads of crap... [more inside]
I. Am. So. Lazy.
Are you a lazy monkey too? There is hope.
"The monkeys under the influence of the treatment don't procrastinate."
August 11, 2004
Play with George
Ok you USA dwellers ... you don't get a chance to choose your President till November ... But here's a chance to play with how the current one looks.
August 05, 2004
Thai Zoo Halts Orangutan Boxing Matches.
August 03, 2004
"Don't Smoke". A fun but pointless Flash animation. Good for killing 5 minutes.
Subservient President - He's pretty stupid.
August 02, 2004
You've gotta love the ingenuity of nerds...
July 31, 2004
Preparing for Ermergencies:
What you need to know. From the good people at the HM Department of Vague Paranoia.
via neilgaimen.com
July 29, 2004
Be prepared ...
after all you never know when those terrorists might strike ... but if you think it's all a bit silly ... then you could always take the piss
But sady, the UK government has failed to see the joke
July 24, 2004
July 22, 2004
"Monkey Apes Humans By Walking on Two Legs"
The picture is killing me.
nicked from WAXY, as per usual.
July 21, 2004
Should be nice to find a "mouse" worth millions or is it? Government once again pulls a "Big Brother" on it's constituents (not OUR government, surprisingly) saying "Keep the sweat, we'll keep the money"....honey
July 20, 2004
Earth's real biodiversity is invisible, whether we like it or not. "As one moves down the size spectrum of organisms, from the romantic large mammals and birds, through nondescript small arthropods, on down to protozoan, bacterial and viral species, not only does concern for diversity and conservation fall away, it even changes sign." Save the endangered Archaea!
Transformers, breakdancing. Self-explanatory, really. Flash, fairly sizeable, marginally cooler than this or this.
July 16, 2004
I Want A Pony: Venerable MonkeyBashi - can we keep the sidebar links longer than 24 hours? [more inside]
July 15, 2004
One minute vacations. Stressed? In need of a change of ambience? These one minute MP3s of audio captured around the world can help. [more inside]
July 13, 2004
Pulp Fiction Bad Mother Fu**er Wallets and other Pulp Fiction/Tarantino memorabilia Pulp Fiction Bad Mother Fu**er Wallets and other Pulp Fiction/Tarantino memorabilia eg the Kill Bill Pussy Wagon keyring/keychain.
UC Irvine's Blog Survey Do you blog? Take this mindblowing survey. It has its own blog. Takes most ppl about 5 minutes. [more inside]
July 12, 2004
Postpone the election? The Bush administration is reported to be investigating the possibility of postponing the presidential election in the event of a terror attack. [more inside]
July 11, 2004
Dizzy retrospective
I wanted to start this with Dizzy's profile, but Google cache caught up with his deleting his account. Anway, here's his first post. As time went on, I (maybe an all-inclusive we) was so impressed with his exceptional ability to improvise and with his wonderful humor, thoughtfulness and wit, that I thought it only meet to remind us of some of his best stuff.
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No monkey should be without his or her bananaguard.
July 10, 2004
APE-O-NAUT!
"with kill them in the face action!"
July 09, 2004
July 02, 2004
They're requesting UN observers to over see the election--just to insure its fairness. Did I mention the election in question is for the US president--and the "they" are several members of the US House of Representatives?
Scandinavians Don't Dream in Color. Modern Living, by the same guy. [more inside]
Molvanian Music. Zladko 'Zlad' Vladcik is the awesome voice of Molvanian electro-pop.
June 29, 2004
Hey, love crusader.... I want to be your Space Invader! (Flash, via eBaum's World)
Mmm, civet feces coffee.
The coffee is said to have a rich, full-bodied, almost syrupy quality that supposedly results from fermentation in the digestive tract, blah blah blah. They say it's quite tasty if you can ignore the fact--no sense pussyfooting around here--that it's made from shit.
This is definitely not a hoax. And don't worry -- it's safe! Also, there appears to be a club in Sweden dedicated to the drink.
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June 28, 2004
June 27, 2004
George W. Bush's web site is running a campaign ad that compares Kerry to Hitler. When one watchs the ad, though, one finds that the Hitler excerpts are actually from Moveon.org ads. [more inside]
June 25, 2004
Spider Man is Gay And other juvenile-but-really-really-funny jokes. [Keep refreshing for new strips.]
The pornography industry is stealing top promotional writing talent away from the rest of us. A hurrendously NSFW collection of adult movie titles. You shouldn't judge such materials by their title, however, in fact, I've heard from friends of mine that some of these titles are actually quite good. To watch ironically and laugh at. [more inside]
June 23, 2004
Rasputin's Penis. NSFW of course.
The 50 coolest song parts.
Add yours.
June 22, 2004
Curious George: Trolls
Why is it that f8xmulder can get away with calling fellow monkeys "asswipes" (twice)?
[more inside]
June 12, 2004
Click here to see the story and photo. Guy cheats on girl. They break up. Guy spreads rumors about girl. Girl obtains highly embarrassing picture of guy and posts it on the web. (Not safe for work)
June 03, 2004
The Frog That Learned To Fly
1.3mb mpg realplayer clips of a levitating frog, grasshopper, strawberry, water and plenty more. All something to do with diamagneticism. How it works and why frogs?
via bad science
Books, pictures, and more about China Tales of Old China is an ambitious site with something for nearly everyone. There's a library with an eclectic assotement of titles, some quite unexpected.
May 31, 2004
monkeys=honry Originally published in the March 1995 issue of Scientific American, this summary of the sexual behavior of bonobo monkeys talks about common lesbian traits, massive sexual appitite, and a close link to humans. What?
May 28, 2004
Spot The Fake Smile. You'll see videos of twenty people's smiles. Decide which ones are fake, which genuine. Check you answers at the end. Discuss. [link swiped from avva] [more inside]
May 26, 2004
Somebody should have seen this coming...
May 20, 2004
The morning after!
It's always better with monkeys. A short ad for soda pop featuring sly humor and a monkey. Via Everlasting Blort.
Why am I so hesitant to bring the Blort to the Blue, yet here, less so? In this case, it's gotta be the monkey.
Operation: Take One For the Team [more inside]
May 14, 2004
Murray the Martial Arts Monkey Flash movie.
May 13, 2004
MonkeyView photo server. Just a bunch of other people's photos. Even more fun than random google images, if you're into that sort of thing.
May 12, 2004
Famous monkeys throughout history. "Monkeynauts are monkeys that were sent into space. The first monkey in sub-orbital space was a squirrel monkey called Gordo." [more inside]
May 09, 2004
Could I see some ID? Sure, I shamelessly stole the link from That Other Site, but this is almost as addictive as Hot or Not.
May 08, 2004
I heard some guy on the internet dug a hole!
May 07, 2004
The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine
"Does The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine Really Kick Ass? We are almost certain it kicks big-time ass."
An oldie but a goodie. Happy Friday!
